I got attacked by a troodon and my Andy was up for some baseball and was knocked all the way to the overseer’s space station and then the troodon was splatted against the window and I should know cuz I saw when I went up there

I cam in like recking ball!!!!

Sat on my anky and didn’t realize the spike was right there…It now feels like I’ve spent the night with da homies while there..Yk…whenever I sit down..

Use me for metal. Not obisb AND DODEIC IS STUPI

I had just tamed one of these. Then a pack with three max level direwolves starts running my direction. I thought is an anky or there max level direwolves better... RIP anky

Funny how an ankylo can fcking destroy metal but cant damage stone structures

took my anky to the vet because he had splinters on his foot. Told the people until my anky looks like a doedicurus. He was a doedicurus until I shoved spears and removed his shell the people removed the spears now anky feels both naked and uncomfortable

Who the heck went FOR SIENCE and hit a flipping ankylo 100 time with their fist

Funny how they can't break metal or stone structures

Ankylosaurus, 2nd best metal gatherer, and the creature that can’t break metal foundations hmmm🤔

They are every where when I built a huge spike wall of 3 layers (I was under allosaurus invasion) on just jumped of a cliff and landed in front of me and I just tranqued it but glitches through the wall so never found him again

At level 150 these things are REALLY REALLY TANKY look at the stats you won’t regret doing so

I drugged you,now your my best friend

dat boi is h a r d. super h A r D.

I trapped one in some test dummies and a swarm of them came after me.

DONT ABBREVIATE CEMENTING PASTE

A capitalist’s wet dream. Also they are ugly.

Once let mine wonder cause I heard it would gather for u and stuff...

To this day I have no idea where my Anky is I still have it's Implant which says it's alive but I have no idea where it is

Imagine if Ark added farting for the dinosaurs then this guy would be the mega fart gun like the Andy from bad dinosaurs Netflix🤣😂

Tamed three with a boomerang