Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the ankylosaurus? Funny ankylosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
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I was playing on the standard map and went to the herbivore island to find some tames. I ended up finding a really cool anky. I tamed it. On an island. On the other side of the map to my base. With a pteranodon as my transport. I soon realised I couldn’t pick him up. There is now a tamed anky who I named rockwrecker who is probably starving and I don’t have anyway to get him to my base. I know a quetzal would probably work but I have found none yet and I am not high enough level to make its saddle. I got annoyed.
Funny story, I had the perfect scenario I found a good one alone so I was like might as well tame it got out the crossbow started shooting it in the head after about 10 I was like dang then I realized standing over it's dead body I forgot to use the tranks I was using the stone arrows RIP.