Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the ankylosaurus? Funny ankylosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -1 · Answer 1 · 2022-05-19T01:44:27+00:00

Jawbreaker my Anky

Got name from breackeing rivals Rex with head shot

After I fell off mountain killed by a big pack of silos

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2022-05-03T18:00:36+00:00

I had one named Steely to look at a eagles level the a tek rex came I tried to tranq dart it went into the water with my bird and went in there and the kill me Steely level 50 r.i.p

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2022-04-01T04:20:06+00:00

Funny how an ankylo can fcking destroy metal but cant damage stone structures

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2021-09-12T13:40:23+00:00

praise the ank

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2021-07-15T05:24:33+00:00

I just shot mine with a rifle and called it dead.

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2021-02-20T21:00:08+00:00

My player name is BumpySlays22 and my a Ky’s name is Bumpy!

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2020-12-27T17:14:40+00:00

I they’re to but anky and stuff but no one was selling

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2020-11-07T22:11:07+00:00

I play on ps4 left them on mating with a spike wall around them once I logged on I saw a horrible moment my ankys died even the young but worst of all my dodo died rip dodo can I get an f in chat

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2020-03-17T02:47:16+00:00

Just use electric tranqu darts and your gucci

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2019-12-30T23:13:38+00:00

All this time I put the metal in my argy...

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2019-01-14T05:12:50+00:00

Don't have a pack of dinos on it one swing we all were shark bait rip all 10 of my dilos

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2019-11-11T00:52:47+00:00

Big chunky boi that gathers shit tons of metal

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2019-07-20T03:56:15+00:00

My ankylo was speeking gibberish and a therizino came over and said Yee

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2019-04-22T05:48:57+00:00

Ankylo's are actually still in the national dino baseball academy it's just they never pass because they always destroy the ball and break something while doing it they are also the only dino tha

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2021-02-11T11:26:42+00:00

So I was just running around small island in Valguero and this anky was hitting these spikes. I was gonna remove the spikes to help him...I got too close and it whacked me( insta killing me even though I was FULL FLAK AMOR)

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2020-12-10T14:54:35+00:00

(Just use a doed or anky and blast wrecking ball thru the mic) hehe

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2020-12-07T14:34:01+00:00

I can get more metal than this thing it sucks

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2020-11-07T22:12:16+00:00

When you feed it berries through the mouth but shove berries up it ass sorry if this is classed as bad language

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2020-10-05T17:37:37+00:00

So I can’t find one and I’m literally lvl 73 and haven’t found one ever I literally play 247 and never found one and I’ve been playing for about a YEAR and never found one. And I’m in desperate need of metal and I thought it would be a good metal collector.but I need crops and TO FIND ONE! So you’ll barley find one we’re you spawn on the island single player!