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What are some funny jokes or stories about the allosaurus? Funny allosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 5 · Answer 1 · 2020-10-11T20:20:54+00:00

One. Challenging

Two. Deadly

Three. Dancing with death

Four. Demon

Five. 100% dead

Six.the last thing you ever saw

Seven. The most powerful things in the game

Eight.get fu**

Nine get even more fu**

Ten.satin himself saying get fu** mother fu**er

score 4 · Answer 2 · 2021-07-10T15:00:22+00:00

Run… Oh wait… I forgot…You can’t…

score 6 · Answer 3 · 2019-07-02T01:49:35+00:00

I came across one of these on the mountain and I ran to my base. I left ark for 4 months and I log back on and it’s STILL THERE HALP PLS.

score 3 · Answer 4 · 2022-05-30T22:48:48+00:00

People say bola your friend

Me: I just carry around a dodo so if one chases me I’ll just throw it and run

score 3 · Answer 5 · 2022-05-04T02:44:47+00:00

Run da da da

score 4 · Answer 6 · 2021-05-26T14:53:49+00:00

This is how you kill in allo that’s on a beach.1 u get in itchy(level does not matter)2 u get a bow(higher damage the better)and 2,000 arrows,get on the itchy and chill in the water and shoot them while thinking(man it’s a good thing that they can’t swim the good).up so ppl can see it’s very effective.

score 4 · Answer 7 · 2021-05-13T23:24:52+00:00

It took me 3 weeks to find a 145 allo, I named it dreamy because it took so long to find one

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2023-05-01T18:10:29+00:00

When you see 7 runing at you dear load help me

score 3 · Answer 9 · 2022-04-29T14:35:36+00:00

How smart are you? Get a skull ——I mean brain and check how smart they are, they have a 6th sense, not being smart.

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2024-04-23T06:03:01+00:00

Bruh my level 70 Petranodon killed it accidentally

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2024-04-22T20:40:30+00:00

My spino one shots tree off them

score 3 · Answer 12 · 2022-02-21T20:54:47+00:00

Taming is easy one e you get one alone. It’s just getting one alone that’s the problem.

score 3 · Answer 13 · 2022-02-15T21:37:05+00:00

(Allo trying to figure out why the 3 apexes are sad

Realization) oh

score 3 · Answer 14 · 2022-01-22T13:50:59+00:00

Don't be stupid allos have bleed effect in packs so don't be stupid noobs

score 4 · Answer 15 · 2021-01-09T23:51:34+00:00

You see that a Rex. Syke its an allosaurus dallllllla you were killed by a level 250 allosauris

score 5 · Answer 16 · 2020-01-17T00:13:34+00:00

It drops a brain...(Banshee scream)

score 6 · Answer 17 · 2018-11-16T13:31:10+00:00

Bred two lower level Allos together and ended up with triplets! I made a metal hatching house and placed a single egg between two fire places and kept the eggs health at 99.5 the whole time during incubation, when hatched I had three baby allos.

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2024-03-12T23:11:40+00:00

I found a allo that was level 200. I shot shocking tranqs at her. Or at least I thought. I didn’t I was shooting bullets. She died, and… so did something inside me that day

score 4 · Answer 19 · 2020-11-27T14:57:02+00:00

They are rather easy to deal with since, they can’t handle a saddled stegosaurus or my beloved theri menace which I tamed him when I got tranq arrows I now have a level 50 allo tho

score 4 · Answer 20 · 2020-10-27T09:05:05+00:00

Roses are red

Violet are blue

If those guys saw you your really screwed