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The weirdest thing that has ever happened to me in ARK just happened today.

Me and my Pteranodon had been out taming a Galli (which was killed by an Allo by the way) and on our way home we stopped for stam. The rest of the Galli-murderer’s pack attacked us, and we kited them to my base to punish them for galli-killing. They got to my base and attacked my creatures (Four raptors, four kapros, a trike, a para, for scorpions, a spider, a bary, around fifteen dimorphs, an anky, a pachy, and a few more) and as you could probably guess, they were both dead in less than three seconds. But their death screams attracted two other allos from a different pack, who attacked one by one. But they were slain too.

Then came the last allo.

He didn’t run, oh no. He swam. But he didn’t come from the ocean. He swam out of the jungle, only his head and the top of his back showing. My creatures watched in shock as it swam right into the middle of my creatures and took a bite out of one of my raptors. All my creatures retaliated in rage and he was quickly killed. His corpse disappeared, and I supposed it had been eaten. I whistled for me creatures to calm down, but all my carnivores rushed forward with their heads tilted to the sky. I looked up and around but saw nothing. My creatures rushed forward as if they were in a baseball game and going β€œI’ll get it, I’ll get it.” I guess the allo was so adventurous it decided to not only try swimming through the ground but also try flying. It took about fifteen second for it to hit the ground in a crumpled, mashed up heap. It went so high it must have hit the flyer force-field. I’ve blasted dead dinos into the sky before, but I think this sets a new record.

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