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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

What are tips for tan coloring? Tips and strategies for tan coloring in ARK: Survival Ascended & Evolved.
https://discord.gg/K8u3KZMF(a HeLpFuL tIp ShOuLd InClUdE a FeW mOrE wOrDs)
I didnt actually need more words
That was for fun
:3
-Shadow
ITS BACK!
~CL1 has been waiting for this
NO u cant call meh that
-Random Person
Can I join ur discord server?
And MC server?
My username is Remcothequick
-Random person
HELPMEICANTTAKELIFEANYMORE-
*breatyes in laughing gas*
HAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHWHHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHWHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAJJAJAJAAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAA
-AHAHAHAHHA- NO, BAD LAUGHING GAS.
-shadow
Moments from The Mc Universe.
*bleeper noises*
Me: *wakes up from being infected in a body of water*
Wwt: *drowning bird noises*
Me: *drowning shadow noises*
*BLEEEEP*
Me: "alright wwt, lamprey, sit down and eat your drug bread."
Lamprey: "b-but-"
Me: *smacks with belt* "NO COMPLAINING!!"
*BLEEEEEP*
Me: *drinks own blood and somehow gets drunk off it*
Wwt: *watches awkwardly while telling a story about a rp*
Me: *looks at wwt* "wAnT sOmE?"
Wwt: "...no"
Me: "alright" *continues drinking my blood*
*BLEEEP*
Me and lamprey: *building a scp facility*
Lamprey: "can people work here?"
Me: "yeah"
Lamprey: "Frick being night guard im working here now. Night guard was a 0/10."
Me: "......you didnt even work 1 night as a nightguard..."
Lamprey: "shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
-shadow
WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH SLOW THE FRICK DOWN. I ACTUALLY HAVE A FAN?!?!?!
HOLY FRICK I HAVE A FAN!
-SHADOW EKENDNDMDMNDEN
Hiiiiiiiiiiii shadow
Btw, my older sister told me she told u what happened with discord and stuffz.
I just wanted to tell u that I’m still alive and stuff
And
Bonus
I dIdNt GeT gRoUnDeD oR aNyThInG
She just said she was disappointed and me and stuff like that lol
-WhiteWinterTiger
I have nothing better to do, so ima just post some things that happened on discord!
ya know, just death, gaining a few splits, aka i have 20 now please help. Uh, hm, oh yeah! Me and melody are the only shadows left bc massacre.
-shadow
SHADOW
if you wanna talk about depression, you can just dm me on discord, even if its the middle of the night. Also, you really need to send dark one back to discord or smth, let Lolbit beat him up
;))::
-WhiteWinterTiger
And no, shadow is not joking, she does have mental health problems
I can’t tell if this actually a joke or not, but if it isn’t, hope your mental health gets better soon.
-Lamprey
1, 2, and 3, after entering the shadow realm enter the castle
1 “Come on, where would Melody be?”
3 “I heard something about her having homeschool, so probably somewhere there.”
2 “And we have no idea where that is, so just look around and don’t bring attention to us.”
As 1, 2, and 3 sneak around, they find multiple rooms where Melody probably gets taught stuff in school
1 “This looks like a classroom.”
2 “Because it is.”
3 “Everyone be quiet! I hear movement.”
Melody walks into the room, with survivor also in the room.
1 “Sounds like physics class, just get ready to get her and open up that portal, if that teacher follows through he’ll probably die.”
2 “I’m ready, how about you guys?”
3 “Shh, she’s coming!”
As Melody is about to enter the room, 1, 2, and 3 jump out and grab her, and proceed to open a portal and open it up, taking her to Lamprey’s sub-dimension.
-Lamprey
Now king Lamprey’s plans can go into motion.
*the thakeer cackled as the one poor shadow screamed as the thakeer ripped it in half*
*a shadow manticore flew in out of nowhere and slammed into the thakeer, forcing it to drop queen shadow*
*queen shadow dropped on the island and touched tan dye. It immediately shrank and queen shadow grab it and ran to the portal. She pulled out her rune and touched the portal with it. The portal flared to life and shadows ran in to safety. Queen Shadow ran through the portal, but the thakeer came with her...*
(Queen Shadow) RUN!
*the shadows ran for their lives as more thakeers came through the portal. The shadows fled towards where tan dye once was and shadow chucked tan dye. It grew to regular size and everyone fled inside the dome*
(Queen Shadow) GREYSON!
*a shadow ran in*
(Greyson) y-yes your majesty?
(Queen Shadow) I THOUGHT YOU SAID THOSE WERE ALL DEAD!?
(Greyson) they must have fled to the void, where we would have had no way of checking.
(Queen Shadow) Fine, your excused.
*the shadow scurried out and queen shadow ran to the control pannel*
(Queen shadow) where is it where is it?
*queen shadow slams a button and the dome takes off into the sky*
(Queen shadow) hopefully we will be safe.
*something crashes into the dome and the whole island shakes*
*queen shadow runs outside the control center to see the thakeers slamming into the dome, making a crack..*
(Queen shadow) IMPOSSIBLE!
(Queen Shadow) I need shadows up there repairing that crack! NOW!
-Shadow
*the shadows gather as much supplies as they can inside the dome and make roles. They tie the ropes to the dome and tie itbaround themselfs and jump out of the dome. They swim through the void over to the portal on the far away island. They finally make it and land right infront of the portal*
(Queen Shadow) Does everyone remember the plan?
*everyone nods and unties the rope and gets a firm grip on it*
*something darts in the distance but they pay no mind to it*
*shadow pulls out a strange substance and places it on the ground and the shadows step on it. They pull the rope as hard as they can and tan dye starts moving towards the island. Their feet dont slip, the substance seemingly holding them in place. Tan dye gets closer and closer until it bumps into the island and everyone lets go of the rope.*
(Queen Shadow) Okay, that part is done! One step closer to freedom!
*everyone cheers*
Now to activate the porta-
*a grey tentacle lashes out and snatches queen shadow*
(Shadow) Wha-
*another tentacle lashes out and grabs another shadow*
(Shadow) I thought they were extinct!
*a mssive grey beast emerges from a rather dark place in the void, holding queen shadow and a different shadow*
*the beast was in the shape of a seeker, with the tentacles of a tuso, but where the light would be was a giant gaping mouth full out razor sharp teeth... The Thakeer...*
-shadow(thakeer is a word i came up with XDDDD. Anyways, shadows are the natural prey of the thakeer.)
Btw lamprey 1, 2, and 3 got thrown into blue dye or where ever your base is.
-shadow
(Melody) uh, space! Space sounds cool!
-melody
*casually walks*
*sees a device fall from sky*
Da heck?
*i walk over*
Huh?
*i touch the device and get sucked somewhere else*
*i apear in the fnaf security office*
FRICK THIS IS EVEN MORE TERRIFYING THAN VR FNAF!
*i search through the cams and see foxy is missing*
FRICK
*i hear thumping from the left door*
FRICK THATS FOXY
*i slam the door button and it slams shut as foxy runs and bangs on door*
Phew.
*i look to my right and see freddy walking toaards the door*
*i press the button and the door slams shut*
(Robotic voice) 50% battery left.
Frick.
*i check the lights and see that freddy and foxy are gone*
*i open the doors and check cams again*
Theres freddy, chica, foxy, and bonnie. Alright, everyone is accounted for.
*the cams glitch and foxy disapears*
NOT AGAIN!
*i hear thumping coming from the right door and i slam it shut*
*i desperately look at the clock and it ticks over to 6:00 AM*
Phew.
*i get sucked somewhere else*
FRIC-
*i apear in the fnaf sister location area*
Frick not this one!
*a robot voice tells me to check on the animatronics*
Well fine.
*i walk over to foxys stage*
Hm, maybe he needs a shock.
*i press the button and foxys walks out on stage*
Good.
*im about to shock the next one when the power goes out*
FRICK
*i run over to a desk and slide under it and slide a door closed*
(??) Where are you?
*something tries to pull the door open but i hold it shut*
*the pulling stops and the power flickers back on*
Heck no.
*i step out and get grabed*
FRIC-
*i black out and wake up in the scooper room*
NONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!
*the scooper powers on and reaches out to scoop me, but melt into a shadow*
Nope nope sorry, aint using meh body, this body us already inhabbited.
*i open a portal and rush through and apear back in tan dye*
What the heck was that.
*sees nightmares raining from the sky*
Wait, fnaf is one of my biggest nightmares, and i just experienced fnaf, so does that mean, everyones nightmares are becoming reality? Well thats bad, really bad....
*opens a portal to silver dye after casting a quick spell*
-shadow( IM BACK BABY!)
I am just gonna ignore HJK unless he says something supportive-lava
Cl1 Hjk is great but he of anyone knows how to get on my very last nerves. And now I am going to go back to my ark server
Melody…
it is time
To learn
MATH
How to teach a shadow math
So remember
A 10x10 = 100
It is quite easy
Melody: lava I already learned this math
What grade are you in huh?
Melody: what?
What is 3.78x5
(5 minutes)
Seriously your not going to history with manticore till you are done
(5 minutes)
Melody: it’s 18.9
Correct now you have 50 more minutes to do more problems
-lava