Moments from The Mc Universe.

*bleeper noises*

Me: *wakes up from being infected in a body of water*

Wwt: *drowning bird noises*

Me: *drowning shadow noises*

*BLEEEEP*

Me: "alright wwt, lamprey, sit down and eat your drug bread."

Lamprey: "b-but-"

Me: *smacks with belt* "NO COMPLAINING!!"

*BLEEEEEP*

Me: *drinks own blood and somehow gets drunk off it*

Wwt: *watches awkwardly while telling a story about a rp*

Me: *looks at wwt* "wAnT sOmE?"

Wwt: "...no"

Me: "alright" *continues drinking my blood*

*BLEEEP*

Me and lamprey: *building a scp facility*

Lamprey: "can people work here?"

Me: "yeah"

Lamprey: "Frick being night guard im working here now. Night guard was a 0/10."

Me: "......you didnt even work 1 night as a nightguard..."

Lamprey: "shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

-shadow