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Hey Melody. I wanted to say I’m sorry that my secret police kidnapped you, I didn’t know they’d take it that literally. The House of Brunswick, my family, has been known to be very cruel. But I’ve come to make things right, I think your mommy is a little tied up right now with other affairs. So I’m taking it upon myself to teach you and protect you and do everything a dad should do, even if I’m not your dad. I’ve got you some toys, this one is a toy soldier, this one is a toy tank. And I got you books, and if you want I can teach you to play music, but that might be a bit too advanced for you. So, how do you feel about 18th-19th century European history?

-Manticore

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