Fine Shadow, you can beat up Lolbit on the way to the terminal. Also your child will be fine (I hope). I’ll try to get the simbiat off of the crystal queen, so she can guard him! But first I need to train her like a puppy.

Ugh!!! *gets slapped by a Rockwell tentacle* AHHHHHHHhHHhhHhHhH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY. LEGS. ARE. ABLAZE!!!

“Enough this end’s NOW! And YOU! YOUR SURVIVAL ENDS HERE!!!”

“Mate it’s not even started yet! So I’ll take my chances!!! Come at ME!!!”

*gets my rib’s destroyed by another tentacle* AAAaAAaAaaAaHHhhHhhHHhHhHhHhhHhHhHhhHhHhHhHhhHhh!!!

-a very damaged Surviver

Holy, i read that entire thing about brains that you posted P. Metallica, and im completely unfazed. How, I have no idea, but that thing you wrote about giant squids, IT DIDNT FAZE ME EITHER! Maybe because i am a shadow, i have no idea, i also have no idea on how you wrote that entire thing, how long did it take, 5 days?!?!?

-shadow

*aggressively incinerates a bird*

...

You have apparently. . . Destroyed a civilisation. . . Surviver

*Begins to hide the remain tarantulas inside an underground bunker full of food*

(Also, DTG™ II is a name I never actually use, normally I'm called anything from:

Poecilotheria metallica.

P. metallica.

PM(though I may kill people who use that one)

That one guy. . .

The ruler of sky dye of ambiguous existence(to the tarantulas who live here in their village)

Hadronyche formidabilis(only during Halloween)

H. formidabilis(likewise)

HF(also Halloween name, and I may also murder those who use it)

That one chaos. . .(another of the Halloween names that have begun appearing among fanfictioners)

The nameless thing we know not if it is watching in the shadows(to the tarantulas on Halloween)

That's all my names, though if you continue calling me the acronym DTG,

For the sake of the original DTG

(one of the first four fanfictioners, along with Seasnake(now commonly known as Snek🐍 when she manifests) and me, Poecilotheria metallica(though I prefer being credited as the third rather than the second, here's a hint why; never look in the meso story section)and Bob(who disappeared ages ago, then reappeared and died again. . .))

That DTG is the writer of the great Dodo Tales, found in alphabetical order, though it wasn't finished since DTG started yelling religious gobbledegook about Discord being the future and that fanfiction has entered a new era. . . He disappeared and those in silver dye claim he began writing discord exclusive stories, the pest.

So anyway, for the sake of the original DTG, whenever referred to by such a name, it is DTG™ II

That's all I have to say.

Oh, yes, and most fanfictioners who exist currently live in their own dye section but mainly can be seen appearing in silver dye, while Lamp news, a questionable but semi reliable radio station. Can be found in yellow dye, and in silver dye you may find ARK Chronicles, a similarly amoral newspaper by the fanfictioner HJK and their murderous alter ego/clone/I don't actually know what that thing is Crow. (I don't recommend that you eat anything either advertise)

~Poecilotheria metallica

Why are you all still down here?

Ok.

This is weird

Bye

No really go away now, there's nothing left.

ALRIGHT I'M GOING NOW

Here’s another name: Dave

-Apex

"they aren't able to do a lot of things animals you've written about do"

Me: invents winged symbiont that latches onto a human host and uses its wings to enable them to fly.

Next I'll be making a bug that lives in people's mouths and let's them breathe fire*

~Poecilotheria metallica

*Actually I won't.

My first pego encounter was:

What's that in the grass?

Is it a dilo?

*Pego runs out of the grass*

No it isn't it's one of those creatures.

*Steals my food*

COME BACK!

*Collapses trying to chase the pego and loses it*

~Poecilotheria metallica

My first and second pego encounter involved taming it without even noticing it was there. My third involved it stealing three wood.

-Seasnake

I've decided, after the sliiiight failure of the original plan, I'm going to write in pego(I chose this since a prominent species in it is a descendant of pegomastax

(it takes place on an ARK where the overseer was destroyed but one of the guardians took it's place, meaning that the evolution on the ARK was no longer controlled)

~P. metallica

YOU CALLIN MY PEGO UGLY?

also thanks wiki-

ASCII art is a graphic design technique that uses computers for presentation and consists of pictures pieced together from the 95 printable characters defined by the ASCII Standard from 1963 and ASCII compliant character sets with proprietary extended characters.

also also

Fanfiction discord for anyone who wants to join! Get stories early and have fun with the others! https://discord.gg/GTrCx72kYE

Seasnake

Well, giga and basilisk already have fanfics there, so I wouldn’t choose them. That leaves dodo, direwolf and pegomastax. If I was you, I would choose the one that relates most to the story, unless you have your planned any of it out. I hope this was helpful.

-Apex

I am confused by the fact that P. Metallica is shouting out random animal names.

-Apex

i am

Seasnake/Ibabi

Paint your gear sky color with this and hop on a all white flyer and you will never be seen

Put this on metal- makes it waaaay shinier and better looking, as if it was polished

-Nightfall who actually had a tip

Oh. My. Goodness. I can’t even write a ballad about Shrikesong. It’s to… to… I can’t even think of a word. Everyone needs to know about this!!

Songwriter

Lolbit, I’ve already read that! Besides, I’m leaving it to the ones who HAVE a dye for themselves now! So yeah!

…

Ugh! Even though you don’t deserve it… marry Christmas!

Fu*k! Why would I say that to my enemy?!?!

-Surviver

Rockwell’s rage chapter 2 is ou… *trips on Fluffles tail*

“Watch it dummy!”

Oh that gives me an idea! Hey Shadow! Could I send Fluffles on an adventure, that would give me another story to rite! I will be bored otherwise, the daily uploads I normally do won’t be the same on “Rockwell’s rage” but I’ll try to not make a year or more between chapters, no promises tho! But pls! *pets Fluffles on the head, the stroking his feathers*

-a quite bored Surviver

Oh and yeah, Rockwell’s rage chapter 2 is out!

Hmm, mantis vs. spider? I wanna join this!

(Throws a few bombardier beetles into the fight)

Fight my beetles, fight!

-Lamprey

Metallica say that to the evil version of me! I’ve learned a lesson! Besides, it’s hard to control three separate beings at the same time! Ugh… I’m “alive” now btw, and the foundation… that is a long story. That’s not all, there’s also the lords of pyre! The shadows, pyre, foundation, Manticore, now YOU, and finally… myself, all of the things I named now are in some way slowly killing me from the inside! Besides, CALING ME A “HUMAN” PEST, IS MISINFORMATION!!! I’M THE ONE WHO LITERALLY MADE MY FIRST FRIEND, A SEPARATE VERSION OF ME!!! IM SO LONLY IN THE REAL WORLD THAT OUR CONTROLLERS LIVE IN THAT I TALK TO MYSELF PRETENDING TO TALK WITH OTHER PEOPLE!!! Sob, SO ALL YOUR DOING IS SCARING ME EVEN MORE!!! ALSO… *gets grabbed by the neck* “here we got you… you’ve been hiding for awhile, LIGHT CARRIER!”

-the light carrier, Elias

Hold up! Wait a minute! Something ain’t right! YOU read Rockwell’s rage?!? Holy Jesus!!! I… I! I can’t believe it! Shadow remember! I’ll always be your friend! And uh… crap you probably hate me! Why am I talking with some one who’s child I ripped the arm off of? UGH!!! *leaves, only coming back in many thousand years*

-Sur… sob!