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*aggressively incinerates a bird*

...

You have apparently. . . Destroyed a civilisation. . . Surviver

*Begins to hide the remain tarantulas inside an underground bunker full of food*

(Also, DTG™ II is a name I never actually use, normally I'm called anything from:

Poecilotheria metallica.

P. metallica.

PM(though I may kill people who use that one)

That one guy. . .

The ruler of sky dye of ambiguous existence(to the tarantulas who live here in their village)

Hadronyche formidabilis(only during Halloween)

H. formidabilis(likewise)

HF(also Halloween name, and I may also murder those who use it)

That one chaos. . .(another of the Halloween names that have begun appearing among fanfictioners)

The nameless thing we know not if it is watching in the shadows(to the tarantulas on Halloween)

That's all my names, though if you continue calling me the acronym DTG,

For the sake of the original DTG

(one of the first four fanfictioners, along with Seasnake(now commonly known as Snek🐍 when she manifests) and me, Poecilotheria metallica(though I prefer being credited as the third rather than the second, here's a hint why; never look in the meso story section)and Bob(who disappeared ages ago, then reappeared and died again. . .))

That DTG is the writer of the great Dodo Tales, found in alphabetical order, though it wasn't finished since DTG started yelling religious gobbledegook about Discord being the future and that fanfiction has entered a new era. . . He disappeared and those in silver dye claim he began writing discord exclusive stories, the pest.

So anyway, for the sake of the original DTG, whenever referred to by such a name, it is DTG™ II

That's all I have to say.

Oh, yes, and most fanfictioners who exist currently live in their own dye section but mainly can be seen appearing in silver dye, while Lamp news, a questionable but semi reliable radio station. Can be found in yellow dye, and in silver dye you may find ARK Chronicles, a similarly amoral newspaper by the fanfictioner HJK and their murderous alter ego/clone/I don't actually know what that thing is Crow. (I don't recommend that you eat anything either advertise)

~Poecilotheria metallica

Why are you all still down here?

Ok.

This is weird

Bye

No really go away now, there's nothing left.

ALRIGHT I'M GOING NOW

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