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How rude.

*Turns half of Manticore's mouth into a spider's*

An improvement, I think you'll find, from a simple cat.

Now.

Stop trying to eat Fluffles.

To prevent this happening.

*The spider colony forms into a huge pair of wings so as to leap of a cliff and catch Manticore and Fluffles as they leave for a screaming hole in the ground*

*Envelopes the deinon in silk and carries her away at speed, with the skeletons who took the beast running after*

There.

*Sets Fluffles free to run across the land*

Now about those skeletal warriors. . .

Hmmm

*Forms into a humanoid made of many spiders, ripping one skeleton to pieces and using his femur to smash the other's skull, which is fused by rust to an ancient helmet, into an orange dust cloud*

Mmm. Rusty bone vapours.

I might keep this leg bone, it's a nice weapon.

I'll remember to thank Nergal for the thing's free delivery.

Also.

WHY DOES EVERYBODY KEEP DESTROYING MY FORESTS?

*Snaps fingers/spider legs and the forest is restored all but for one tree charred so badly from Apex's first explosion that it still burns blood red flames and is charred grayer than a stereotypical morning in London, this tree has a plaque grown out of it which reads

"Apex P. Person passed the boundaries of time and space here"*

~P. metallica.

.acillatem .P~

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