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Latest news:

Questions regarding the existence of a God met by sarcastic comments from a hole in the sky, validity under debate.

"Should pancakes be considered a sandwich?" asks citizen, philosophers and scientists baffled.

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Multiversal headlines:

Serial killer, arsonist, blasphemer, destroyer of public property, anthropophage- I'm not even listing this. . . Apex "The silver dye killer" P. Person widely believed to have ended his killing spree. Writer and journalist Lamprey disagrees.

Concerns surround food advertised by various news stations, protester claims that "it's ridiculous that humans eat this, arachnids are superior!".

Leading directly onto. . .

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-the weekly spider news

~Hadronyche formidabilis

And yes, I did make sarcastic comments from the sky at spiders.

It's true.

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