I plot against a lot of people MANTICORE

*starts to smile darkly*

*turns into dragon*

*flame appears out of no where*

(Flame) don’t eat manticore! You can eat him later! I promise!

(Me) Grrrrrrrrr

(Flame) please

(Me) fine, but if you break your promise I’m going to eat TWO people

(Flame) makes sense

-WhiteWinterTiger (and Flame)

Hold on to your Eqqus everyone! Because Renegades Shadow is almost at the finale and where a story ends a new one begins!

-WhiteWinterTiger (and Flame!)

Lamprey you can put fish here, me and Harpocrates originally claimed it so your fine

-Manticore

LAMPREY TOU BETTER GET YOUR SEAFOOD OUT OF HERE OR ELSE

*the usual white whith black stripe cat ears and tail are replaced by a dragon tail and horns*

I CANT CONTROL MYSELF, AND IN MY DRAGON FORM I WILL LITERALLY EAT ANYTHING

-WhiteWinterTiger

I was just wondering...does anyone still read my stories?

-WhiteWinterTiger

Lolbit:Where am I? Oh, a river? Wait, it’s sandy, there are old temples, IM IN MESOPOTAMIA!

An old woman in a shawl totters over.

?: يأتي (come)

Lolbit:If I kill her I might not get out of here.

?: قلت تعال ، أتريد أن تفهم محنتك؟ (I said come, do you wish to understand your plight?)

Lolbit:Ok.

As the old woman leads Lolbit to a cave he seems to recall someone who he’s met with ties to Mesopotamia.

Lolbit:Nergal!

?: من الذى؟ (who?)

Lolbit:Nergal! He did something here!

?: لكن ، لكن نيرجال غير موجود (But, but Nergal doesn’t exist)

Lolbit:I think he does! We have to run now

Suddenly the woman makes a deep guttural sound.

?:hahahaHaHaHaHAHAHAAHAHAH!

The cloak burned in flames and as the old woman disappeared it turned out to be, Nergal.

Me:Congratulations little fox, you found me out.

Lolbit:Where are we!

Me:The underworld, I don’t have to speak Arabic anymore so I can tell you what it’s called. My home has many names. Kur, Irkalla, Kukku, Arali, Kigal, or in my native Akkadian Erṣetu. Here you will live a shadow of your life. In Erṣetu you face no judgement for your sins, but no reward for your kindness, you get not to eat children, but dust. Your quality of life is determined by the conditions of your burial, and as I simply just lured you into this hole, you will have an awful life. You have no descendants to give you drink, so you shall suffer. Normally you would face no judgement I should say but one of the children you killed was my demigod son! So I wanted to make sure you suffered.

I leave my assistant, Pazuzu, to watch over you.

Pazuzu:You shall suffer as Nergal has ordered.

Lolbit:Noooooooooooo!

And so he sits there to this day, wishing he hadn’t tried to conquer dododex.

-Nergal

Sorry if I haven’t posted Renegades Shadow in like, two days, I’ve been at a friends house so I haven’t had time to write a full on chapter.

-WhiteWinterTiger

Heh, that’s not how it works...

(Lolbit) oh look! The underworld! I love this place, came here for a summer vacation once!

*black mist floats out of metal suit*

*eyes in suit go dark*

*black mist floats into new lolbit suit*

(Lolbit) it’s a good thing I have millions of these hidden everywhere!

-Lolbit

Yeah, that’s fine With me Nergal

-WhiteWinterTiger

*slams table*

I would like to speak to the WEAKLING lolbit in tangerine dye. Unless they're to scaaaared. Im going to post this in most dyes so she sees it.

-an angry shadow

So WWT how do u wanna do this collab?

Also since me and my friend Harpocrates started advertising discord here could we still be allowed to?

-Nergal

I have an idea, if lolbit causes anymore trouble I’m showing up at his pizzeria and I’m gonna be armed with weapons.

-Lamprey

Just got back from saving shadow, I think I’m gonna take a nap, go to therizino claws for full details!

-WhiteWinterTiger

Hey wwt, the grim raptor has tons of death in it!

-shadow

Hello welcome to F&)$;y F$)$)+s Pi$)$)$a

Welcome to Dododex!

Guess what!

I’m taking over the dyes!

Anyone who disobeys or try’s to fight back will be slaughtered, as I have already consumed many children, burnt down two hospitals, three homeless shelters, and sixteen orphanages, if you like to live then always remember...

I’m glitch in through the system, can’t outrun, better watch your step, if not I’ll come...

-Lolbit

Yeah that's a great idea, Bloodtout would totally do that, now, where should we start?

-Planarian

Oh no nonononono I did it again I labeled everything wrongggg! Why meeeeee, okay so um here we gooo,

This is for Rorin’s story

The real chapter 10 is The one that starts with “um I have nothing to say so check out the oddities play on YouTube, I like it (totally unrelated to anything I’m saying)”

Chapter 11 is labeled as chapter 10 but the real chapter 11 is the one that starts with “so I’ve run out of things to say up here so ima start recommending youtubers starting with chapter 11”

Chapter 12 is labeled as 11 but the one that is actually 12 is the one that tells you to subscribe to itsfunneh on YouTube

There are actually a couple other chapter mistakes I made for Rorin’s story but I can’t tell you them right now so I’ll tell you later

I think there’s only one mistake in Lynx’s Tale but if I find more I’ll tell you, here’s the one I know of

Chapter 2 of Lynx’s Tale was posted twice there’s not a huge difference in them and they end the same but I’m just saying this in case people wonders why there’s 2

That’s all for now folks,

Meow,

-WhiteWinterTiger

Ok, i just got 1 thing to say, Rorins Tale is AMAZING! I loooooove it! The only thing is theres 2 chapter 10s. I think the one where you were telling people to check out oddites is 10, and the other one is 11. I think.

-shadow

Okay so, it’s Spooky season and I’m bored so I’m gonna tell you some stuff about me

SO, if you’re reading this then you have probably read my other posts where i said I have mixed genetics that are constantly changing, well, what if I told you about what genetics I have?

My strongest genes are my tiger and feline genes,

There’s also wolf and dog,

Dragon,

Shadow,

And plenty of other things those are just SOME of the ones IVE discovered the rest I haven’t discovered yet or just forgot to put them on this list, it’s honestly all very complicated and I myself don’t always understand it, anyway,

Keep being weird,

Meow,

WhiteWinterTiger

Whenever you want Dragonfire but we will probably have to plan it lol besides I need more ideas for Rorin’s story oh god ima have to make like six different stories and make the different but all in the same universe but without making them too weird oh god I’m screwed, also you’re probably definitely my weirdest friend but that’s a good thing also I’m doing scary stories on karkinos for Halloween if you wanna find me some spoopy ark stories we can make them part of that or something idk

From your weirdest cat friend,

Meow,

Ps I also I have sibling problems 😂,

-WhiteWinterTiger