Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Lolbit:Where am I? Oh, a river? Wait, it’s sandy, there are old temples, IM IN MESOPOTAMIA!
An old woman in a shawl totters over.
?: يأتي (come)
Lolbit:If I kill her I might not get out of here.
?: قلت تعال ، أتريد أن تفهم محنتك؟ (I said come, do you wish to understand your plight?)
Lolbit:Ok.
As the old woman leads Lolbit to a cave he seems to recall someone who he’s met with ties to Mesopotamia.
Lolbit:Nergal!
?: من الذى؟ (who?)
Lolbit:Nergal! He did something here!
?: لكن ، لكن نيرجال غير موجود (But, but Nergal doesn’t exist)
Lolbit:I think he does! We have to run now
Suddenly the woman makes a deep guttural sound.
?:hahahaHaHaHaHAHAHAAHAHAH!
The cloak burned in flames and as the old woman disappeared it turned out to be, Nergal.
Me:Congratulations little fox, you found me out.
Lolbit:Where are we!
Me:The underworld, I don’t have to speak Arabic anymore so I can tell you what it’s called. My home has many names. Kur, Irkalla, Kukku, Arali, Kigal, or in my native Akkadian Erṣetu. Here you will live a shadow of your life. In Erṣetu you face no judgement for your sins, but no reward for your kindness, you get not to eat children, but dust. Your quality of life is determined by the conditions of your burial, and as I simply just lured you into this hole, you will have an awful life. You have no descendants to give you drink, so you shall suffer. Normally you would face no judgement I should say but one of the children you killed was my demigod son! So I wanted to make sure you suffered.
I leave my assistant, Pazuzu, to watch over you.
Pazuzu:You shall suffer as Nergal has ordered.
Lolbit:Noooooooooooo!
And so he sits there to this day, wishing he hadn’t tried to conquer dododex.
-Nergal
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<:NEXUS:>
Lolbit’s home, seriously, Lolbit should live here…
Í ľøvę FÑĄF!!!
Where's the magoberries 😡😡😡😡
<:NEXUS:>
A symphony of agony
Sings remnants
Of gold
This hell it feels
So heavenly
A chorus
Of souls
Wanted dead or alive
Take a look at my eyes
And tell me
Do you see life
You may have to look twice
Going out of my mind
Guess i’m walking the line
I’m so broken inside
Don’t be so terrified
Rust my flesh and acquiesce
Cause death brings anew
Oh hell would feel
So heavenly
Compared
To what
I’ll do
To you
Wanted dead or alive
Take a look at my eyes
And tell me
Do you see life
You may have to look twice
Going out of my mind
Guess I’m walking the line
I’m so broken inside
Don’t be so terrified
Obsessed with her life now you’ve ruined mine
Father or monster you’re dead inside
I’ll tear down all you’ve built if you give me time
A kingdom of torment that never dies
Don’t be so terrified
I hear by take this coloring for the rebellion
<:NEXUS:>
The dye behind the slaughter dundundundundun
Hey everyone I wanted to let y’all know I have a series of unfortunate events starting in the giga category
-Storyteller
Thicc44’s color!!!!!!!!!!!!!(best channel ever)
*jumps up onto table*
(Flame) was it interesting?
Yes, just enough violence to last me this week
(Flame) good, did you see anything
Yup, Lolbits back and she’s trying to take over the dyes
(Flame) has lava done anything about it?
No! That worthless piece of crabs hasn’t done anything!
*looks down sadly at paws*
And-and...they got Shadow
(Flame) we have to go rescue her!
I know, and that’s why I need you to stay here and take my place temporarily
(Flame) WHAT!? NO! Some people practically worship you! I could never take your place...
Flame, we don’t have time for this
(Flame) fine, I’ll do it
-WhiteWinterTiger (and Flame)
Alright! That'll be a dollar!
*hands wwt the cookies*
-the shadow scout buissness