*jumps up onto table*

(Flame) was it interesting?

Yes, just enough violence to last me this week

(Flame) good, did you see anything

Yup, Lolbits back and she’s trying to take over the dyes

(Flame) has lava done anything about it?

No! That worthless piece of crabs hasn’t done anything!

*looks down sadly at paws*

And-and...they got Shadow

(Flame) we have to go rescue her!

I know, and that’s why I need you to stay here and take my place temporarily

(Flame) WHAT!? NO! Some people practically worship you! I could never take your place...

Flame, we don’t have time for this

(Flame) fine, I’ll do it

-WhiteWinterTiger (and Flame)