To the person who asked us to stop:

No :D

~CL1

Of course I care! Who else am I going to tease if you're not around? Other than future me, of course.

Isn't that right?

...

Hello? Future me?

...

Uh ... we're having some technical issues ... please stand by haha ...

~Classic Lok1 needs to go hunt down future CL1.

Y-y-y-ou c-car-re~?

Thor is going to be mad at you for saying that. As if I care whether or not he’s mad, though.

Quiet is going to the dark side, huh.? …okay. =)

Keep your gators away from me.

- President Loki

The second part of Three posted and not the first part ;-;

- President Loki

No, there’s Peanut Butter Crunch! That’s what Thor likes.

Don’t you care get me spoon attachments. I’ll flip you off with my spoon hand if you do that. ):(

OKAY, OKAY, I’ll post another chapter- so pushy.

- President Loki

Peanut butte-

No, that's just Reese' Puffs! I'm buying the version with berries, the only true Captain Crunch flavor D:<

I suggest you keep your "colorful," choice words to yourself, unless you want to eat your cereal with two hooked hands.

WAIT, we can get you spoon attatchments!

~Classic Lok1 doesn't know why, but the imagery of Loki trying to eat with two spoon hands is really funny for some reason.

P.S. Post another chapter or you'll be eating your cereal with butter knife attatchments.

What do you THINK a Loki pattern looks like?

I have some choice words for Gator Loki, myself. Many of them are… colorful.

:0 I like Captain Crunch. Is it the peanut butter kind?

- President Loki

Hmm, you make a good point I suppose. Though, you should really hear some of the choice words Gator Loki's had for you. He has a surprisingly large vocabulary for a reptile.

Wh- What does a Loki pattern look like?

~Classic Lok1 is going to buy some Captain Crunch, so stop complaining.

But tell me, my dear friend, does Gator Loki have the tongue of a poet? Does he have the pen of powerful writing from which he can create entire universes with a single stroke of ink?

I love patterns. Especially Loki patterns. Personally.

- President Loki

Well unless you want to eat strips of raw meat like Gator Loki, you're gonna have to figure something else out...

He kills because he feels like it ... hmmm. I'm sensing a pattern.

And Gator Loki is definently the favorite. He doesn't sass and backtalk me -._-.

~Classic Lok1

But I ate all of the couch cushions yesterday!!

I was considering making Black Ghost only cruel because he’s afraid, but like… I like him doing it for literally no reason other than he feels like it.

Gator Loki is apparently the youngest and I’m the oldest child. He’s spoiled and gets away with everything (including biting me!).

- President Loki

Oh you are most definently my pet, but I spoil gator Loki, wheras I just give you the bare minimun of everything >:)

And why can't there every be any BENEVOLENT monster wolves. I mean, I guess Bone was EVENTUALLY, but he was also a mass killing machine so...

~Classic Lok1 forgot to buy President Loki food, so you'll just have to eat the couch cushions for now.

Hi.

-Doom

He's small. He could most definitely slip through the bars. Even easier if I opened the door for him...

Clever. You should put that wordplay to good use and write.

*Gene Wilder Willy Wonka pose where his arm is propped on something and he's grinning.*

~CL1

I don’t care if I wake the whole castle, I’m in a dungeon. He couldn’t even reach me through the gate anyway.

Fairly mean, maybe. -._-.

- President Loki

Stop yelling, you'll wake the whole castle and Gator Loki gets angry when woken.

I'm not mean, I'm fair :D

~CL1

AHA, I KNEW YOU WERE IN COLLEGE. I KNEW IT.

And totally understandable with not actually telling me. After all, I am just a one-handed man on the internet.

):( You’re mean

- President Loki

HEY that’s not fair. I don’t even know where I left off and I rewrote the early chapters so that would be lots of work. :(((

Wait Mom is it okay if I ask how old you are, I just realized I don’t know

- President Loki

Check out this thing I wrote during a conversation with a friend, Mom!

There are a lot of kids in my neighborhood. They love playing in the street but they’re careful when cars come. They always like when I come out to play with them and their favorite game is chase. They can’t run fast and they always laugh when I catch them. I look down at the empty plate in front of me and sit back in my chair. I’m out of food now and I’ll have to get more, but that’s easy. After all, there are a lot of kids in my neighborhood.

Aren’t you proud of me?

- President Loki

You deserve to be ghosted for the ranch thing. But luckily for you, I’m a very blessed and kind person.

I love this book so much already, man- the names of the alphas in the prologue are just so >>

For some reason the name Noon really pleases me?

- President Loki appreciates your dungeon entertainment