Check out this thing I wrote during a conversation with a friend, Mom!

There are a lot of kids in my neighborhood. They love playing in the street but they’re careful when cars come. They always like when I come out to play with them and their favorite game is chase. They can’t run fast and they always laugh when I catch them. I look down at the empty plate in front of me and sit back in my chair. I’m out of food now and I’ll have to get more, but that’s easy. After all, there are a lot of kids in my neighborhood.

Aren’t you proud of me?

- President Loki