That short story that you wrote, Thermostat, is really good! I quite enjoyed it. The writing style was a unique one, and your grammar was fabulous!

P.S., I love your sign-off name. Thermostat. It’s a random word, which I love using random words as names (just ask the many people that I’ve given nicknames to!).

- President Loki

Oh, great, a new story. Is it going to be called Kin Of? I bet that it’ll be about Argyltavises that are all separated into different groups and they need to all band together and stop a group of melted birds.

Or maybe it’s about Rage throwing one of his many temper tantrums… I should write that! A short story consisting of all of Rage’s (many) spazzes over time. (Bone in the background: Loki, no, not this again-)

- President Loki

Hey all! Gonna write some shorts that I call ‘Tiny Tales’- Hope you enjoy!

Tiny Tales- Carno Conundrums

“Mama! Look! There’s a small thing there! Can I eat it? Please! Please please please!” Said the little Carno to its Mother.

“Only if you’re bigger than it. And make sure it has no parents nearby,” Replied an exasperated Mama Carno.

“Dad’s gonna be so proud when he finds out I killed something when he gets back from the hunt!” Squealed the little Carno, barely able to contain its excitement. When it got to its prey, the little Carno examined it. It was smaller but stockier than the little Carno, but it had a lot more teeth and no horns. It saw the little Carno closing in and huffed. A gust of wind strong enough to almost blow over the little Carno blew from the nearby rocks as the little Carno showed its teeth. The little prey roared a little, and there was a large growl. The little Carno panicked. *THUD*. *THUD*. *THUD*. A fully grown Rex mother emerged from the rocks and stood in front of her offspring. Mama Carno saw this and Yelled in Panic: “LITTLE CARNO!” And the little guy slowly backed up and retreated. Nevermind!

-Thermostat

Hey, you know how The dye section is kinda where all the fanfics and storytellers Write? Well, I’m kinda new here and don’t know about any past arguments or people ‘claiming’ dye space, so… I’m gonna write some tales, try and avoid any past conflicts and territory claiming and uh… yea. I’m just gonna try and deflect from any negativity or anything like that, and do what all the storywriters came here to do- write stories that make people’s days even better, and I hope you all can either enjoy them or do the same 😁

-Nightfall

I... Loki is evidently a bigger part of your life than I originally thought... and TOAST?!

... hehe. Get help.

~Classic Lok1

This is your voice of anti-procrastination:

*ahem.*

DO IT. GO ON, POST IT.

I DARE YOU.

I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU.

THIS IS YOUR ONLY GLORIOUS PURPOUSE.

PROVE IT.

POST THE STORY.

(Oh shut it, you haven't even considered finishing posting Of Kin. You're one to talk.)

Yeah, well...

(Nah, no excuses. Start posting Of Kin, or leave Pres alone.)

...

Logical me from the near future has spared you from my teasing.

~Classic Lok1 has to finish posting Of Kin or CL1 is going to become a variant and travel back in time to torture present-day CL1.

Please. Send help. o~o

PFFT-

I- I'm sorry? XD

The LORAX was your movie crush?? Are, are you serious... like, ANY movie and it was the LORAX. AhahaHAHAHAA...

Ehem. Hm. *cough, cough* Sorry. I've composed myself. The gators have taken this ... new development into consideration and are now trying you as clinically insane. You will be let off with a warning, and ... hold on...

Yes? .... uh huh ... really? ... okay...

... and compensation for your missing hand will be given with a new, shinier golden helmet. The gators wish you a happy life, but will be watching closely from here on. Good day.

... hehe. Lorax...

~Classic Lok1 has offered the olive branch.

Wowwww Wolfgang has a tragic backstory ...

"I was one of you, once, but it didn't go well. Now I'll take revenge on you ALL. MWUAHAHAAHAA!"

The lore goes deep...

~CL1 might have to wright "The Tragic Tales of Wolfgang." Heh. See what I did there? Wright?

(You disgust me.)

Yes, way too much time XD

And by all means you can use Outlander. I've done all I'm going to do with her.

~Classic Lok1

Psst, Pres. I think this Wolfgang guy secretly wishes they were a fanfictioner too.

But they didn't spell "write" correctly...

And they're very redundant, aren't they? "Moronic idiots."

Oh Wolfie, if you wanted to join us moronic idiots, you could have just asked! :D

~Classic Lok1

Oh, thank you! I like my name, too, and I’m glad that you like it! :)

By the way, it’s writing, not righting. I prefer when people give me criticism in specifics, and use proper grammar, thank you.

Oh, and for your information, I’m not a guy. :)

Have a good day!

- President Loki

CL11111111, would it be alright if I used Outlander in In The Folds of Sanity? It might be very brief mentions, or the occasional lengthy scene with her involved… yeah… do you think it would be alright if I used her?

- President Loki

... Loki is too handsome to be the president of Mars.

These are the obscure sentences that dodo dex interactions give us. What would we do without this platform?

Yes, I was happy to bring it up thar first time. Enjoy writing A Long Howl! I'll be waiting to read the details that fill in Bone and Journey's stories :D

Now I've got to write a story. (Or finish posting Of Kin.)

Right. Or finish posting Of Kin ... Nah. New story time! (But you promised-)

Nope. New story. (But the cliffhangers and unresolved conflict-)

New story. I'm thinking of centering it around just people for once. (You're going to end up silently mass posting the rest of Of Kin at some point and I'm gonna hate you for not getting sleep.)

... So yeah, maybe like cowboys or bounty hunters... nah that's dumb. I'll think of something. (Why do you never learn?)

Okay, I'm having an argument with the logical me from the not-so-distant future. Probably time to sleep.

~Classic Lok1 will go forward with great ideas and no regrets! (That's a false statement, and you know it.)

Yaaaaay, now I have to work on A Lone Howl again. I’m going to miss this collaboration: it was a lot of fun! Glad that you asked me about it! I’m sad that it’s over, though…

You’re going to make me cry, CL1. Outlander used Bone’s life advice… and even named a pup after him! He’s never had a friend that close before. I’m glad that he got to see her when she arrived in the Forever Grounds.

You got a sneak peek of Bone before I posted his first appearance, and now you get to know exactly what’s going on inside his head as he helps train Journey. Lucky you.

Hhh

- President Loki

1. But you didn't burn the TVA to the ground, did you? If anything you just sort of changed its timeline.

2. Glorious purpose, eh? Tell that to the Loki-shaped craters in the ground. And that severed hand in Gator Loki's stomach.

3. You really want to try something like this? I could get a guard-dog, but maybe a guard-hulk would be more effective.

Now if you'd like, I can negotiate with Gator Loki on your behalf. The other Gators will listen to him. Well, he's a Loki, so maybe they won't... still, worth a shot?

And in all seriousness this collab has been amazing, and I'm sad to say I think we're nearing the end. Question: are we doing epilogues?

~Classic Lok1

Awwwww, Scavenger forgives Bone *sniffle.* She’s probably the first one to do that, not gonna lie- Journey had nothing to forgive him of. He never hurt anyone that she loved (as far as she knew).

And yes, they are! I post a new chapter, it takes three days to appear for me… and by then, your new chapter is out, too. Aksbkahzoabzkauhaiavakhowwu. That sounded so monotoned not being capitalized!

Also, vote for me. :)

- President Loki

Tom Henderson lol. Close! It's Hiddleston.

Tom Henderson. Sounds like a parody duo, Tim Henderson and Benderback Cramplescrunch.

~Classic Lok1

For a fact, Ik deep down u wanna be impersonated…

Ok thx for saying yes

-IMPOSTER

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes... CONFLICT!

I'll write the first half, and you can write the second half of the battle, so we can both get a chance to write action.

~Classic Lok1 is looking forward to this fight sequence.

It is REALLY funny, I agree. “Benderback Cramplescrunch.” It still cracks me up.

That might be a good idea! If I ever manage to use my brain and think of a love interest for him, lol. Like, who would see this weird half-dead wolf walking around and be like “OMG HE’S SO HOT I WANT TO MARRY HIM I LOVE HIM SO MUCH”?

This is what happens when I loosen up enough around people to act like an idiot, by the way.

- President Loki