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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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Hey all! Gonna write some shorts that I call ‘Tiny Tales’- Hope you enjoy!
Tiny Tales- Carno Conundrums
“Mama! Look! There’s a small thing there! Can I eat it? Please! Please please please!” Said the little Carno to its Mother.
“Only if you’re bigger than it. And make sure it has no parents nearby,” Replied an exasperated Mama Carno.
“Dad’s gonna be so proud when he finds out I killed something when he gets back from the hunt!” Squealed the little Carno, barely able to contain its excitement. When it got to its prey, the little Carno examined it. It was smaller but stockier than the little Carno, but it had a lot more teeth and no horns. It saw the little Carno closing in and huffed. A gust of wind strong enough to almost blow over the little Carno blew from the nearby rocks as the little Carno showed its teeth. The little prey roared a little, and there was a large growl. The little Carno panicked. *THUD*. *THUD*. *THUD*. A fully grown Rex mother emerged from the rocks and stood in front of her offspring. Mama Carno saw this and Yelled in Panic: “LITTLE CARNO!” And the little guy slowly backed up and retreated. Nevermind!
-Thermostat
More Olive Coloring Tips
Sad to see no one is here now..
This is a bug, they don’t drop this
Theris are painters, change my mind.
Just make dye in cooking pot.
Why does this creature drop olive dye
Do they actually drop this? (Filler)
They do not actually give olive dye but they are good gatherers for fiber
Wow, thanks. I’m glad to know that you care so much about me, Mom…
I like TBOB. It’s like a mix of TBOBF and TBB (which personally I would prefer Bad Batch over Boba but who am I to say?) and it has a really nice ring to it.
Guess who just re-read Waning Unity and shed a few tears over the epilogues? Definitely not me…
- President Loki
Actually, I'm not entirely sure that's actually shampoo I gave you. It might be that expired Italian salad dressing I left in my cabinet by accident a few weeks ago. I'd double check the label on that bottle before using it...
Honestly, I debated changing the name a few times before because it's too close to the Book of Boba Fett, but Book of Barghest just has such a good ring to it, so unless you've got any better ideas, it stays.
~ CL1
And that fanfiction is then sectored as canon. :)
Is this blossom-scented shampoo? I only use the finest of lasting curls, thank you. This is so unfair. If I wasn’t so perfect I might consider going to extreme measures to get out. But I need to maintain my pristine loveliness.
Oh, goodie. I get to read while in prison, at least. :)
(Not me thinking you said TBOBF instead of TBOB-)
- President Loki is sad about this whole arrangement :(
Co-owner, lol. Eh, you made the Howlverse, I basically just write fanfiction about it.
And nice try with the flattery, but you're not getting out THAT easy... *Chucks a half empty bottle of shampoo in the cell.* I suggest rationing your water according to what's most important for you: hair or thirst.
I'm going to probably end up posting TBOB here since Frost owns sky dye now, and I don't want the Howlverse to slowly start infecting all dyes hehe.
~CL1