Ack! Guys!

I have to get some of my teeth removed because they won’t come out themselves. And I was told that I need to use laughing gas. And here is what I’ve heard about laughing gas:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOHMYLIFEICANTTAKEITHAHAHANOSTOPLAUGHINAHAHAHAHAHA cough hag HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!

Is it that bad? 🫥 the life of a youngster am I right?

A mildly scared Tina

🆙 this post if your with me in beating sus a**

Well said President Loki, well said.

-Apex

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Well, at this point, I think we all understand each other's personality's and grammar habits pretty well, so once SuS starts impersonating us, I think it's safe to say we'll be able to pick out MOST of the real fanfictioners versus the copy posts.

Oooh, this feels like a game now, like we've gotta survive a wave of clones and figure out who's real and who's fake before something bad happens. Someone should make a movie about this. Well, like Dual, but not quite like Dual.

I'm ranting... good luck everyone, and may the odds be ever in your favor :D

~CL1

@SuS

Why are you even doing this? Your not funny, it’s easy to figure out that your impersonating, so what’s your point? Your just an annoying little 6 year old looking for attention. We should pretend SuS isn’t real until they leave, don’t give them any sort of attention.

-Lamprey

I agree, we’re resilient, Apex, but these “haters” (if you must call them that) are striking home very hard. I mean, have you looked in Black dye?

I’ve found that by this point, over the length of time the fanfiction community has been around, that there can’t be one without someone who’s against it every now and again. It should be expected because it’s going to happen. We can’t stop it from coming, so we might as well embrace it; a hater is only existent if there is a lover.

Haters are people who are jealous of someone’s success so they waste their own precious time on voicing their disliking opinion. And there can’t be people who dislike it without people who like it! And with the amount of people who DO support and encourage our writing, we shouldn’t even wag a finger to the people who outcry the negativities.

- President Loki

Well for one Shadowmane, YOU DIDNT EVEN SPELL MY NAME RIGHT, ALSO, YOU REALLY THINK I CARE IF YOU DONT DO THE FIRST LETTER OF MY NAME IN CAPS?!

HEH, YOUR AN IDIOT IF YOU THINK IM GOING TO LET YOU DO MY JOB. I DONT NEED YOUR STUPID TELEPORTATION POWERS, IVE GOT MY OWN AND OH SO MUCH MORE.

I offered to allow you help me with something else, take it or leave it stupid catfish

-Lolbit

To lobit (your so unimportant that I didn’t cap your name)

But I can warp and jump scare people for your amusement

-Shadowmane

*laughs*

Ohhhh shadowmane, you think I’m gonna let a silly little catfish work at my pizzeria? That job is strictly for animatronics, the only other job is nightguard, but those who choose that path tend to get lost and never come back. Although, I do need more people to help me with my…other goals. I’m not sure what your stupid demand is, so maybe explain it more BEFORE trying to get a job.

-Lolbit

Thanks Nazgûl. You are the best!

Tina

By a name I mean a server

-lava

Ok Inferni I will give you a name-lava

Did you know that there's some wild-ahh weapons in the fallout series

Gru's Freeze Ray? Call that the Cryolator

Portable Huck-A-Junk Launcher? Junk Jet

Portable (mini) Nuke Launcher? Fat Man

Portable Naval Cannon? Broadsider

Medic TF2's Crusaders Crossbow but deadly? Syringer

Minigun but futuristic? Laser Gatling, duh

Cancer Ray? Gamma Gun/Rifle

Flammenwerfer? Flamer

Mini-Sun lobber? Heavy Incinerator

GTA V's launching gun thingy? Lorenzo's Artifact Gun

Chainsaw but militarized? The Ripper

Railguns but handheld? Gauss Rifle

And don't get me STARTED on Legendary Perks....

Exploding Minigun (every bullet explodes)

Spray 'n Pray (Exploding Tommy Gun)

Ghoul Slayers Heavy Incinerator (extra dmg to Ghouls)

Kellogg's Pistol (refills AP bar when you land a crit hit)

Aeturnus *i botched it* (Laser Gatling with Inf ammo)

Never-Ending Laser Musket (explanation at the end)

The Overseer (Combat Rifle that shoots 2 projectiles)

Fully Automatic Laser Musket

And more

(Kellogg's Pistol is a bull barrel .44 revolver)

NELM explanation: the normal Laser Musket uses "cranks" to load fusion cells (not to be confused with fusion CORES) and the more you crank the more damage it does (there is mods that allow you to crank less or more), The Never-Ending legendary perk usually on most weapons it just adds extra ammo cap but with the Laser Musket you can crank the laser musket as much as you want. Make sure not to miss though (-999 Fusion Cells)

~C, P, Mc[__]en G!

Hmm. Odd fun fact. But thats cats. I don’t think your a cat in Ark lol

Break-it The Final Witness

Let me give a small explanation for this guys

OG’s (not all of them, maybe) are kinda being mean and talking behind all of our backs. Which means they don’t really like us yall. So the safest bit is Achatina if im right, just gave a small summary

-PD

+guys stop being mean it’s not nice

Oh man, i can't tell if I'm [__]ed or mislead but idk, so imma just hang out here

:/ CPG

From Ben

Diplomatic conversations are currently going on by me, the poster of "The Document". I still want you all to spread your wings and fly high tho. Also friendly reminder to not harass or talk ill of the OGs. Let's keep moving forward and keep working on our stories.

Sovereign Spino, u and the other ‘OGs’ are basically the same age as us, u just came before we did on the Dododex so technically ur not our ‘peers’

ASA is on Xbox Game Pass!

Too bad I still can't play...

~ I, CPG