Oh. My. GOSH.

I found the Silver Dye Section.

Hi Fanfictioners, my names Moon, you’ve probably never heard of me, but I write a dumb story with a way too thick plot called the Obelisk. My future stories are going to be so much better.

But never mind my stories, I just wanted to say that Lamprey, Nazgûl, DTG, I adore your writing so much. I’m sooo happy most of you are still on here and still writing.

I just wanted to come in and say that!

#FF4E#!

—Moon

i know yall dont care but im deleting discord so.. idk i might start talking more on here

-seasnake/snek?? not sure what you remember me as but whatever

Swampling tales died ages ago.

-Apex

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News

SN is now not just on mondays, thursdays, and fridays, it is now whenever important stuff is going on, like right now! Also, IM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

News on lolbit

Lolbit has a pizzaria in theri claws, i wouldnt recommend it because nobody has returned because lolbit eats them, nobody is safe, not even the woman and children! They are also trying to take over the dyes!

News on hjk/crow

I believe they have taken a break from writing.

News on the shadow clan

So apparently im part of a shadow clan. These are the people i think are in it: ghost dragon, wwt, and me.

Shadow Facts

Never anger a shadow because they hold a grudge!

News on Monarchys

It seems that lampry AND lolbit are trying to take over the dyes.

That should be all, see you next time on SN!

-news reporter shadow

*hums twinkle twinkle little star creepily*hehehehahahahahahshaHahahAhHaHaHahaHhaahHAHAHAHA*laughs like crazy* pLSEaSe hElp MeE-GHOSTDRAGON?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

LAMPREY,

THIS IS IMPORTANT, YOU NEED TO DO A NEWS THING ON THE LOLBIT PERSON AND PROBABLY ABOUT THE FACT THAT THEY KIDNAPPED SHADOW AND ARE TRYING TO TEAM UP WITH APEX AND TAKE OVER THE DYES

That was a lot,

Meow,

I’m gonna go take a nap,

Go to therizino claws for some extra info,

-WhiteWinterTiger

Hey Lamprey,

That's actually a good idea and I love where it is heading! Also, hey everyone and how is everyone doing?

-Silverwolf

If thou want to know how I know what you say before it posts is..............GOOGLE yea its google all you have to do is google yourself or someone else but make sure to put dododex after it or else it'll search something random-GhostDragon(I'm surprised Nari didn't show up)

Should we dedicate a Dye to say what stories each of us gave written and where they are because keeping track Dothan is a mess also welcome back bob! -Hades (Harpocrates)

My kidney hurts…lava I’m gonna go get a random server.

To the person that made action figures out of us, how does that exactly work for me? I’m constantly changing shape, I mean I guess you could do my human form, but still I’m confused...

-WhiteWinterTiger

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO THINK IM SIDING WITH APEX, WELL YOURE IDIOTS. For your information I am NOT siding with Apex, I am just trying to figure out why exactly everyone is terrified of him. Honestly though I am rather malicious especially to males idk why, I just over time learned that most of her are jerks so I tend to beat them up😉

From your malicious cat,

Meow,

-WhiteWinterTiger

Lavas quest

Hmm should be easy enough

(Grabs shadows jar)

(One step forward and three steps back)

Hmmm

Crap

(One step forward and three steps back)

WHY

(Hops on raptor)

(Rides to destination)

(Drops jar and it rolls back to the beginning)

WHY ME

(One step forward and three steps back)

(Steps on mini machine)

Whoa RAPTOR NOOO

(Raptor starts chewing tiny me)

(I run forwards enough to get big machine)

Ok I’m back to normal size

(Giga chews on me)

SERIOUSLY

(Gets shadows jar)

(One step forwards and three steps back)

OMG

(Rides raptor halfway to destination)

(Sets jar down)

Lava:you can walk the rest of the way right?

Shadow:What lava no I’m stu(lava already walked away)

There’s a lot of things you can find using dododex on google… If you look at something, for example let’s say something written by me, if you go to something i’ve written, it shows EVERYTHING you’ve said, including stuff you haven’t marked. That’s actually both creepy and cool. Highly recommend looking at it.

-Lamprey

YES! LETS GIVE APEX A SHOTGUN THATS A GREAT IDEA, I WANNA SEE SOME PPL GET SHOT!

I didn’t entirely mean that.

-WhiteWinterTiger

I’ve come up with an idea for a story, and I feel like it could be interesting. It’s set on a custom ark, and the idea is that a strange, dark-colored thing has taken over the ark and it calls itself “VOID.” So the VOID is able to create things, which I will call “Voidborne” and they can manipulate VOID for combat and other things, but are usually limited to one or two abilities. How the VOID works is that it stays in the dark depths of the ARK and is a huge, dark liquid-like thing that can appear anywhere in void, and can take any shape or form using itself. This also applies to Voidborne, but again they are limited to weaker transformations. I plan on making this in Manta, so check manta if you wanna read it.

-Lamprey

bruh i bet imposter HJK is shadow no cap

i hate pickle juice.

-HJK

Hey Lamprey, ask Nazgûl what it says when he tries to post. My friend got the Email address of Dododex’s creator and he fixed the problem when Harpocrates couldn’t post

-Nergal

HJK I’m upset I wasn’t included in the action figure promo, you could have done a manticore with the god Nergal riding it to reference my Halloween name (Nergal is a god look it up) and Harpocrates could have been there too. But I don’t think your news is biased, except towards apex, but he’s been committing things that will cause him to be put on trial (kangaroo court style). keep making news! Perhaps the Ark Chronicle and Ark News can work together, I’m branching out into TV which comes on whenever the @#$& it feels like it wants to

-Nergal

Apex can do whatever he wants, maybe you should give him a shotgun like Doom Guy. And he shouldn’t be brought to justice, everything he’s doing isn’t too bad.

-Lamprey