-BREAKING NEWS, AND I MEAN IT THIS TIME-

I’m...leaving...I know you’re probably all very exited about this, but do you really think I’m gonna give up that easily? Anyway I’m gonna answer a bunch of questions that you probably have. Your all probably wondering why I’m doing this is silver dye and not yellow, its because not everyone checked yellow but silver is checked on a more often basis, and this is kinda important. So, you’re probably thinking that me leaving is to good to be true, well it is, I am going to stop ruling you amazing fools, but my pizzeria will still be open and we will still be serving food and hosting birthday party’s, and as always, remember to leave before ten am. I’ll still be open to conversing with anyone and am happy to help with colabs, especially if you want it to be gory. Will I still be consuming children? Yes, yes I will. Why am I leaving? Well, holidays increase my power and aggressiveness, the darkness and Halloween also increase it a lot more. Oh and lastly, I’m releasing planarian, it was hard to get Bonbon to give him up and, no I did not let bonbon do any experiments on planarian, thanks to you guys I had to go outside and get Bonbon a bunch of regular worms, he’s less sad now, planarian is free.

Just...remember...I’m a glitch in the system, cant outrun, better watch your step...if not I’ll come...

From your somber,

-Lolbit