*wince*

Not a therapy session. I know. I’m weird in ways people wouldn’t understand.

*goes back to Destiny two and fills the hive with holes*

I didn’t take offense

Just saying

-lava

@Shadow

You can be an og once you’ve been here for 3+ years.

Also, are we reaching point where we have to call the ogs the “true ogs?” Anyways, that’s all

-Lamprey

Alright, anonymous insult thrower (probably Le Troll again) I will not show you hostility. If you want to say that we can’t “accept the facts” then you better accept the fact that we’re not leaving.

-Sovereign Spino

MISSING

The red war made by lava the dilo

I’d anyone can find it tell me so I can keep writing

-lava

Catragon

I know I shouldn’t care but who is your favorite fanfictioner?

-lava

Ok, fan, I’ll explain for me, they’ve done such awful stuff, like impersonating Tina who was beloved by the community, and have not shown remorse for it but instead showed joy at someone else’s (charades’s) suffering in the hopes they would become like them. As far as I’m concerned they deserve all the hate they get. Trolls have been harassing us fanfictioners for a while now and I’m frankly sick of it. So if we explode and finally start screaming at people like we’re insane, that’s why

-Manticore

Shadow, how dare you say “us old people” don’t make me feel old, I’m not speed running life d@mmit

#FF4L

-Manticore

I knew none of you would understand.

I was going to write but…

You obviously hate me. Yeah. So much for trying to step up to what I’ve done.

And now? I hoped one of you people would say “Charades, no one deserves to be cussed at. You’ve done some bad things but know that someone still loves you.” And what I got? I thought you guys were a good community. Now, I’m heart broken. I can’t be a fanfictioner. I can’t write. Just forget about me. I’m pretty sure you’re already trying to. I mean, this is what I get but… wow.

Charades. Logging off and about to cry. ✨🎭

To the “Le Troll” dude. I just have one thing to say

“This will make them spill emotions and they will join me so I don’t have to crush their spirits”

Your not crushing anyones spirit. I personally don’t get spirits crushed by nine year olds named Timmy. Also I have a feeling charades will never join you. Charades is probably tough enough to handle anything we say without “spilling emotions” because this is Dododex, not a relationship of any kind. -lava

Maybe try Wikipedia or Reddit next time le troll

I’m the only one here who has never cussed or fought that hard against a troll

I don’t support trolls in any way though

Personally I hate them but I’m not gonna waste my time bothering with mine years olds trying to troll cause they don’t have a life

-lava

@Le troll

Well, this is gonna be a long shot.

I would like to have a conversation through discord, as there is no message delay. If you want an invite to the FDFC (if you prefer it there instead of dms) then here’s an invite.

https://discord.gg/HfM9Bm7b (FDFC link)

Monkewithlamp#3322 (this is my user if you wanna dm me)

-Lamprey

dont worry guys its another troll

-HJK

Anyone know who inspired me to start writing? -lava

Hi CL1! I was wondering if you would stick around, do you plan on returning to discord?

-Manticore

Becomes a creature like the CMC

LOLBIT! I HAVE INSTALLED DEFENSE SYSTEMS! The only way to defeat me is to extract the secret code from shadow’s child Melody, all though I’m not sure if she can remember anything that happened more than 3 seconds ago.

-Manticore

The Ark Times

Things have been relatively slow in dododex henceforth the news hasn’t had much to cover. We would like to point out Lolbit’s claim to owning all the dyes, she doesn’t, it’s faker than my claim to emperor! (I didn’t get over that and I never will) I think, personally, we infect Lolbit with a virus messing up all the systems forcing them to shut down.

Home safety tips

Are you nervous for your safety?

A shadow mom:Yes! With the kidnapping of Melody Lolbit going crazy apex becoming a god and manticore probably laying seeds for a revolution-No editorials!-I want to feel safe with my child.

For starters, always have cyanide ready.

Also, own flamethrowers, lots of em.

Are you bored?

Yes!

Well manticore has posted the exciting story Sic Semper Tyrannis! It’s Roman history and nearly 100% accurate! It’s in royalty dye!

Ryukenmaxximus has also re-emerged making 3 new parts of the red jerboa!

Remember, The Ark Times is the only news you need!

Lolbit’s a glitch in the system…….SO PREPARE THE TANKS WHITE DYE IS MINE IF YOU WANNA DO ALPINE WARFARE IN the MOUNTAINS SO BE IT LOLBIT!

-Manticore

So sorry Lamprey! I thought I got everyone, but I always forget someone. I also think I forgot to list Nazgul as a first gen.

~CL1

Lolbit:I own the dye-what?

A soviet nuke gets dropped on Lolbit.

Soyuz Nerushimy!

WE own the dyes comrade

-Manticore

Oh boy... alright, im going to assume you havent read my myths. Fluffles is my pet furry glider, thats the non greek name for a mutated deinonychus.(i have a myth ark called nova that has radiation) also, if in the end, everybody has shadow powers, my brain will explode and and will send out my anger, turn into my uncontrollable form that is capible of destroying literally everything in existence. Long story short, STOP TAKING MY POWERS! YOU ARENT RELATED TO SHADOWS BECAUSE THEY CANT HAVE CHILDREN WITH HUMANS!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

*dark one apears next to me and slaps me*

(Dark one) SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE!

OWWWWW

-Shadow and dark one