What’s up Swamp? I haven’t seen you in ages. How you been? Life treating you well?

#FF4L

- HGA ttg The Nazgûl

Oooo, I like Frost already.

And President Loki, while I haven’t read much of your stories, your writing is AMAZING. Everything about it is so pure in all it’s ways. Thank you, all of you for having me!

—Moon

I will join discord eventually-lava

Tina never wrote back to me no wonder

Rest In Peace Tina

-Shadowmane

Rest In Peace Tina.

I am sad that you were called to heaven so soon.

Even though I barely knew you.

WhereWolf. I sad.

I have returned, for who knows how long.

Also, I am terribly sorry to hear that Tina has died, that must be hard to go through, and I send my condolences.

Oh, and can I get any ARK challenge run ideas? (Sorry if I sound like I just suddenly moved on as if I didn’t care, I was gonna ask this right now.)

-Lamprey

What’s all this I’m hearing about Tina being dead?

-Apex

This Tina thing real? Wtf? this some sick joke or what

-Overseer

Rest In Peace Tina, my condolences go out to your family. A person is only truly gone when they are forgotten, and Tina will never be forgotten. Fly high Tina. -Harpocrates

I- what?

Tina DIED?

Oh my Lauren… I don’t even know how to respond to that. Holy mother of Lauren… it’s not going to be the same without her.

Still don’t know how to respond in this moment…

- President Loki

Hey… is there any ark servers that one of you story writers play on? Cuz i wanna meet somebody on ark.

Sorry, just asking,

-slither

Oh, sorry WWT, I thought I was the first, but then when I rewatched the video, it said it didn't lik it. Sorry😰

Who all is on xbox? Cause we can join a server until the mobile one is made.

-shadow

*shadow energy shrouds around in spirals, as shadow reapers spawn behind me* Lolbit, I recommend you, TAKE THAT BACK! Considering that quite a lot of people are here and “owns” a dye of there own, you’re out numbered! Beside, I haven’t even shown 1% of my superseded form! Don’t get on my bad side! I have kicked a galaxy out of orbit in my “base” form! As far as I know, your just someone who WANTS power but can’t get it! *a crack appears above as shattered glass shards show the other dyes* You call all of these you’re “propriety”? Your an idiot, hahahaha!!! Seriously, lava, shadow, (maybe) apex, wwt and most of all Metallica are much stronger then me in 100% in my superseded form! But they can take there chances against my absolute 100% form! Now, *claps hands as one hundred level one million alpha king titans appear behind me* this is only 10% of my power in my superseded form! Oh wait… *the force fields protecting and separating the dyes from each other* SH*T!!! NONONO!!! NO!!! Dammit! Chaos will be next, ALL BECAUSE OF ME!!! *eyes shift red* hahahahahaha!!! 🎶mhmhmhmh mhhhhm! Beware the dreamers lie!🎶 haha! Perfect, madness! And now a never ending nightmare will start! *my body starts shining as it splits into three, one putting on a yellow rain coat running away to shadow steak, as the other start causing more chaos, thankfully only with half the power then the normal, leaving the one who ran with none*

“I’ll never come back, all that happens when I’m here is bad things and chaos!”

-Survivor.Who ran? Which ones stayed?

Ark news (it's been to long)

By HJK

First of all let's say... WHAT HAS HAPPENED HERE

EVERYTHINGS ON FIRE. SHADOW HAS A CHILD. THERES AN ELECTION

WHAT HAS THIS PLACE TURNED INTO???... Crow.. roll the ads

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That was short..

-HJK

Wellerman

There once was a ship that put to sea

The name of the ship was the Billy of Tea

The winds blew up, her bow dipped down

Oh blow, my bully boys, blow (huh)

Soon may the Wellerman come

To bring us sugar and tea and rum

One day, when the tonguing is done

We'll take our leave and go

She'd not been two weeks from shore

When down on her a right whale bore

The captain called all hands and swore

He'd take that whale in tow (huh)

Soon may the Wellerman come

To bring us sugar and tea and rum

One day, when the tonguing is done

We'll take our leave and go

Da-da-da-da-da

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da

Before the boat had hit the water

The whale's tail came up and caught her

All hands to the side, harpooned and fought her

When she dived down low (huh)

Soon may the Wellerman come

To bring us sugar and tea and rum

One day, when the tonguing is done

We'll take our leave and go

No line was cut, no whale was freed

The captain's mind was not of greed

And he belonged to the Whaleman's creed

She took that ship in tow (huh)

Soon may the Wellerman come

To bring us sugar and tea and rum

One day, when the tonguing is done

We'll take our leave and go

Da-da-da-da-da

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da

For forty days or even more

The line went slack then tight once more

All boats were lost, there were only four

But still that whale did go (huh)

Soon may the Wellerman come

To bring us sugar and tea and rum

One day, when the tonguing is done

We'll take our leave and go

As far as I've heard, the fight's still on

The line's not cut, and the whale's not gone

The Wellerman makes his regular call

To encourage the captain, crew and all (huh)

Soon may the Wellerman come

To bring us sugar and tea and rum

One day, when the tonguing is done

We'll take our leave and go

Soon may the Wellerman come

To bring us sugar and tea and rum

One day, when the tonguing is done

We'll take our leave and go

-Shadow

btw it is hard for me to tel wht u guys mein so it wil help if u guys use tone indacators /gen

-berrie

The Ark Times

For starters we have interview with Harpocrates

I=interviewer H=Harpocrates

Warning this interview was conducted like 3 weeks ago

I: So Harpocrates what do you think of the Emperor stepping down?

H: I believe that it was only so long before he did since he declared himself emperor if people just don’t listen then he has no authority

I:I see, and how do you feel about the recent elections?

H: I feel like maybe this time people may listen to the one in charge since they got a day in things although a revolution is almost inevitable as if manticore ones we know there will be plots against him but if manticore loses he may resort to other means of gaining authority

I: Do you really think manticore is that power hungry?

H: I have a close friendship with him and have known him for years and yes I do believe he can be very power hungry

I: Do you have any inside info on If he actually plans to gain power?

H: Yes but I’m not going to disclose said information until the winner of the election has been inaugurated

I:How do you feel about the Lolbit situation

H: I feel that Lolbit is a big threat and I may have to step in

I:How do you feel about WWT’s plots?

H: I understand where they are coming from because he did declare himself emperor but we didn’t see everything he would have done maybe he will be good and maybe if he wins he will change from what he did, I myself didn’t see what he did as emperor as I was not really on dododex at that time

I: What do you think of shadow’s baby being kidnapped

H: I don’t know the details as to why it was kidnapped so I won’t say anything more than that, I do know Hades so I may be able to get shadow down there but besides that I’ve got nothing on the subject

I:How do you feel about the fall of the Golden age of fanfictioning

H: I feel that it is sad that the Golden age as you call it has ended, I hope those fanfictioners return and the only thing we can do to keep the stories alive is to introduce friends into writing and to write more often maybe we should have an event where we all post once a day for a week although we would need time to prepare for that

I: What do you think of the fact that fanfictioners, i.e Ryukenmaxximus and AlphaWolfy (Bloodhound) have disappeared

H: I hope they return it was only after reading the previous news you made I realized j haven’t seen them in a while

I: Is there anything else you would like to talk about?

H: Yes, I was going to make a story based on the backstory I made for me as a fanfictioner but after showing it to manticore we deemed that it will not fit it and it should be cancels and so that will not be made, the forest may be canceled it’s still being decided but I hope to write more for tales from the arks. Thanks for doing this interview maybe we will do another in the future.

Now the emergence of berries has revived the jerboa section! Yay!

Apart from lava constantly calling out manticore not much has been happening.

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Ok, so Mike is there anything else?

Despite the fact that demonwolf said he would start his story in dire wolf no progress seems to have been made. Same Situation for cloud jumper and spine.

CL1 also appears to be more active.

-Manticore

Hey guys, what do you think of

“Litele Jerbao adeventeres”

(It’s pains me to type that)

I think it’s, grammatically and orthographically interesting to say the least, as for the story it self, I look forward to seeing how it will pan out, I like at the very least Jerboa section is being revved.

-Manticore

Welcome Berrie!

Talk to WhiteWinterTiger about joining the election.

~CL1