Bit discord server lol, ok look I can’t do console

So let’s do mobile

-Manticore

Wait what? I got a b on my test? BHT IM STRAIGHT A’S!

I DONT THINK I CAN TAKE IT HELP PLE-

(Lava starts transforming)

REEEEEEEEE

(Walks to a house)

(Chops the parents heads and outs them in the children’s bed)

(Sets building on fire and locks kids in there)

I AM THE MASS KING OF CRAZZINESS CHALLENGE ME IF YOUR DUMB… I MEAN DARE!

(Walks outside someone’s house)

(Sets a bomb at house)

(Walks in hunters cave)

I SEE YOU APEX!

YOU CANT HIDE FROM ME.

(Lava transforms into a big wolffish man)

ROAAAR

(Loud crunching and splat noises)

(Chewing noise) Hjk walked in the cave to see blood and lots of it. Next to it is 30 dead orphans

(Loud howl)

Hjk looks down at the orphans to see c4

(Loud explosion)

Hjk barely made it out of there.

lava is still hiding in the cave

So is apex.

Will anyone rise up to kill them. Wait what no lavas here? I thought he was in the hunters cave! RUN

(Doors lock)

(Lights turn off) after 2 days the light turned on. Everyone was dead.

In saxophone your jaw will hurt a lot after playing it, you have to support some of it with your thumb (wich can hurt) if you are caring it your hand will hurt a lot some of the keys block others from playing meaning you have to use it in a specific order. I will stop now. -a Harpocrates who needs mental help

Yo Harpocrates, flute isn’t easy either, you gotta blow in a specific direction otherwise it sounds awful (and I struggle with this even though I can actually play a song now) and there’s also different keys, but more like 12, oh, and your thumbs and fingers hurt from holding those down a lot, and eating after practicing ain’t smart, bc your jaw hurts, so for the most part we’re in the same boat.

-Manticore

Well apex u are a bit scary, so maybe it’s not normal but not unwarranted, we advertised discord in purple dye bc we didn’t want to anger you.

(This is a joke please don’t take this seriously)

-Manticore

CAN WE GET A SERVER? PLEASE GUYS? PLEASE? I REALLY WANT A SERVER. If not that’s ok but please? Also manticore what server are we gonna have?

Why would we try to capture Apex?

The taco deserved it, and most orphanages look much too bizarre to exist.

I say the creature is helping the world.

Besides, on the logical preservative of existence side, anybody with three grandmas is obviously an extremely powerful shapeshifting alien lizar- uh- I mean Cthulhu Mythos deity.

Also, it's the Great Flufé Ones' doing any-*loud distorted screams* ThAtIsCoRrEcTmOrTaLaRaChNiD*buzzing*-Way!!!!

The moths are angered.

Geoyobd hsunma

Hehehe

*Incredibly loud screams*

~PoeciTHE_GR8_FLUFI_1S_WIL_RIZ_HA_lotheria metallica

ZZZ ZZZ

ZZZZZZZZ ZZZ?

ZZZZZZ!!!

ZZZ'ZZ ZZZZZ ZZZZ

ZZZZ Z'Z ZZZZZZ!!!!

YES MANTICORE A ARK MOBILE SERVER WOULD BE GREAT! -lava

*loads shotgun* I see you’ve committed terrible crimes that require a death sentence, g o o d b y e. *shotgun shot*

“Fortnite was never a good game since season 9, and it’s facts!”

-Lamprey

“Technoblade, was that you who killed the 32 orphans and burned 3 of them?”

-Lamprey

Hi-toad who thinks more words is dumb

I WILL NEVER TURN MY SELF IN, YOU WILL NEVER FIND MEEE!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

also, the bit where you said I murdered 32 orphans, burned 3 orphanages, 2 taco bells and my grandma’s house, that was an understatement, I caused more chaos that that, also, I have 3 grandmas, WHICH ONE DIED AT MY HANDS!!!!!!!!

-Apex

Me and manticore are claiming purple dye for use of the server advertisements without getting murdered -Harpocrates

Hey lamprey I found the lion ants your talking about (they’re called antlions) and they look terrifying

Manticore I see you talking About flute don’t even get me started on saxophone... (I got started on saxophone)

You have to put your lips around the mouth piece then bite down on your lips for the saxophone to work best (otherwise it may squeak a lot) you have to blow pretty hard it takes a while to get used to that and actually building up and amount of air you can use. There’s over 20 different keys. You have to put the mouthpiece on far enough on the piece that connects the mouthpiece to the rest of the saxophone. The one I play weighs like 7 pounds and there are heavier kinds. So all that weight is on your neck and thumb. I’ll stop here as I could go on much much further -A madman with a saxophone knows imperial March and is learning the Jurassic park theme song aka Harpocrates

ARK BAD TALKER IN MEG FUNNY SECTION-lava

Hey HJK I saw apex outside my nursery he's on extinction come right away!

(The nursery is a real thing me and my friend made where baby animals live so they don’t wander off and die, just a tip for anyone doing this. Also can we find a mobile server and play together? Or maybe a pc server) this has been handy tips with- Do you wanna post your fan fictions?! We’ll guess what! The discord home of the stories is where you should be! To join call-No, no Whats that? It’s apex! No no! Noooooooooooo- sorry, I hate ads

-Manticore

Why is everyone going crazy? And if we’re going crazy I am great at that 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

Hey lamprey guess what?: 😡😖🤪🥺😚😖😛☹️😢😋🥶🤩😢😩🤨🤬🥶😋😡🤨😘🥶🙃😙😄😝😇🥲😋😇🙂😢😍😣🤥😣😮‍💨🤥🥴🥴😬🤮👿😬👹😿🙀👺🤲🏽😸👿LOLILOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD!-lava I am the best crazy person. It’s non-arguable. Don’t even think about saying I’m not. I think I spelt something wrong but I’m not gonna fix it

So the third creature got revealed, and it’s the flying squirrel, sinamocrops bondei. I don’t really know why this was chosen, since the guy who made it didn’t know you couldn’t influence votes so the flying squirrel got like 2k votes. I feel like the carc would have been a better pick, mainly because it was second and nobody accidentally influenced it. Doesn’t mean its a bad idea, but I feel like carc would have been better for 3rd just saying.

-Lamprey

Hey lava, apex, you can use my village and the dream demons it’d be fun to see my creations in there

-Manticore