HAPPY HALLOWEEEEEEN EVERYBODY-Nari (I have to start doing the posts now because Ghosts gone crazy *GhostDragon screaming in back* PLEASE HELP)

Just finished the epilog and last chapter of The Grim Raptor. The main character, tom smith, died a very painful death =D

-shadow

Lolbit:Where am I? Oh, a river? Wait, it’s sandy, there are old temples, IM IN MESOPOTAMIA!

An old woman in a shawl totters over.

?: يأتي (come)

Lolbit:If I kill her I might not get out of here.

?: قلت تعال ، أتريد أن تفهم محنتك؟ (I said come, do you wish to understand your plight?)

Lolbit:Ok.

As the old woman leads Lolbit to a cave he seems to recall someone who he’s met with ties to Mesopotamia.

Lolbit:Nergal!

?: من الذى؟ (who?)

Lolbit:Nergal! He did something here!

?: لكن ، لكن نيرجال غير موجود (But, but Nergal doesn’t exist)

Lolbit:I think he does! We have to run now

Suddenly the woman makes a deep guttural sound.

?:hahahaHaHaHaHAHAHAAHAHAH!

The cloak burned in flames and as the old woman disappeared it turned out to be, Nergal.

Me:Congratulations little fox, you found me out.

Lolbit:Where are we!

Me:The underworld, I don’t have to speak Arabic anymore so I can tell you what it’s called. My home has many names. Kur, Irkalla, Kukku, Arali, Kigal, or in my native Akkadian Erṣetu. Here you will live a shadow of your life. In Erṣetu you face no judgement for your sins, but no reward for your kindness, you get not to eat children, but dust. Your quality of life is determined by the conditions of your burial, and as I simply just lured you into this hole, you will have an awful life. You have no descendants to give you drink, so you shall suffer. Normally you would face no judgement I should say but one of the children you killed was my demigod son! So I wanted to make sure you suffered.

I leave my assistant, Pazuzu, to watch over you.

Pazuzu:You shall suffer as Nergal has ordered.

Lolbit:Noooooooooooo!

And so he sits there to this day, wishing he hadn’t tried to conquer dododex.

-Nergal

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

That’s all I was planning on saying but then I noticed a bunch of shouting and then I noticed a bunch of ppl I don’t recognize. So ye I’ve missed a lot… and about to miss a whole lot more, byeeeeee

- Dilo Girl (although no one prolly remembers me lol)

Lucky for you guys, well I’ll just go ahead and say this, I’m giving up my reign to lamprey on Halloween, but, my pizzeria will still be open and I will still be serving pizza and other things, also my news channel will continue but it’ll be more informative, lastly I’ll still be answering questions, open to doing colabs as I have many ideas and do not want to make a story of my own but would be welcome to helping others with there stories. Also, you guys still need to guess who I really am.

Always Remember...

I’m a glitch in the system, cant outrun, better watch your step, if not I’ll come...

A sober...

-Lolbit

You can call me WWT for short Nergal, maybe somewhere in rescources

-WhiteWinterTiger

I can play twinkle twinkle little star on my flute, I can recognize notes so I just need sheet music.

-Nergal

Dear ghostdragon I infiltrated lolbits place and got shadow. I will give you shadow if I can find out how to get to you

(One step forward and three steps back.)

WHY ME!- lava

Waaaait a second...... lamp news has stopped and is replaced with lolbit news....... they both say that their news is superior..... lamprey??????

-shadow

Guys I have a question for ALL of you including lolbit if he comes here. I’d you pictured all fan fictioners fighting one and other who do yoj think you would be pitted to fight first?

I will go first lolbit.-lava (wait is lolbit even a fan fictioner?)

Where are bloodhound and ryukenmaxximus?

Ryukenmaxximus never really posted here all that much and Bloodhound was really active, bloodhound stopped doing A dog and her pack too by the looks of things

-A confused Nergal

Who on God’s green earth is lolbit and why is he here?

Personally I feel this place should be for fanfictioners or aspiring fanfictioners looking to learn about story writing. He has shown neither intent

-Nergal

Hello lolbit*tries not to laugh from from crazyness and Glitches with one eye glowing* I...f yo..you di..didn..didn't..no..no..notice I'm in..in.in my full for..for...form...SO GIVE SHADOW BACK."Mariana you shouldn't be like this not with both of us in control" I..I...I..I thought we where at our strongest in this form...form...form"we are and that's the problem we need to tone it down a notch" hmm maybe you're ...NO WE NEED TO GET SHADOW BACK NO MATTER WHAT WE ARE THE SHADOW CLAN ARRRrRRRRraAaaAaAAAaaAA *I start going iNsANe* HelPP MeEe AhAaahahh I CaN't ContRoL ThE PoWEr *lightning starts blasting everywhere*(lightning is my Dragon power) "HELP MY SISTER PLEASE I CAN'T DO ANYTHING SINCE IM A GHOST-GHOSTDRAGON?!?!?!?!?!?!?

To whoever wrote Rathalos, where do the seasons start?

-shadow

*raises hands*

I swear I have nothing to do with flatworm going missing! Honestly, if I had flatworm, I’d tell everyone like I did with shadow.

-Lolbit

Dear lolbit or whoever that is

May I go kinda in that thing and visit lol it to help save shadow?-lava

Aw, such a cute shadow, trying to kill me.

I’ve already said this many times,

ITS IMPOSSIBLE, I HATE MYSELF AND I JUST WANNA DIE ALREADY BUT IM INSANE AND UNKILLABLE SO YOU CAN JUST GO CRAWL ONTO MY PLATE AND LET ME EAT YOU, THATS WHATLL HAPPEN IF YOU SO MUCH AS COME NEAR ME TO DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN EAT THE DELICIOUS PIZZA I MAKE, IM NOT KIDDING, FOR SOME REASON ITS ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD AND IM NOT VERY GOOD AT MAKING PIZZA

-Lolbit

Hades, you are not the god of the underworld, I am! Long live Mesopotamia!

-Nergal

Hey Ryukenmaxximus, Apex, how are the red jerboa and swampling tales going? Your stories got me into writing my own so I figured I’d check up on the stories that I read at lunch during virtual school and led me to writing this.

-Nergal

I’m finna keep ya’ll up tonight

The big fin squid is thought to be up to 26 feet long lives at the bottom of the ocean (15000 feet down) and may hunt by dragging its freakishly long arms across the floor and we know basically nothing about them, they also were juveniles, the ones we caught, so they could be worse.

The reason the cigarette snail got it’s name is because you have to time to light one up and puff it before you go bye bye.

Also stonefish look just like stones (wow!) and are very poisonous so he may not be a stone but he can put you under one.

Also look at your door, do it. Since octopi don’t have air bladders bones or gas pockets a 600 pound octopus can fit through the tiny crack in your door.

-Nergal