Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

What are tips for cantaloupe coloring? Tips and strategies for cantaloupe coloring in ARK: Survival Ascended & Evolved.
AHEM.
oh boy..
NOBODY, AND I MEAN NOBODY, IS TAKING OVER THE DYES BUT ME!
*sigh*
REEEEE GET OVER HERE I WILL KILL YOU!
i could help if you let me-
NEVER! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
you kinda have to find their pizza place.
WHERE IS IT!
idk
TELLLL MEEEEEEEE! OH WAIT IT SAYS IN SILVER DYE HOL UP.
lol
OK IM BACK IVE GOTTA FIND IT!
why u always yellin?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS MY NORMAL VOICE?
Ooooookkkkkkkk
-shadow
Exorcisim time!!! £<|__~\~^%€^%\#{~€^%\<|_~€^%\_|<~€^%]{<~*^%[]{#}[]^€%}#[€^]%{|^%,.]€^{<|,.^%{*]},>|_~*+>~>]{}+^%~>{]}+^%~>}]~+^%,?^*%~{}~<^*%-/4(;-9736;(9723;6;796234(;237946;(3;$2)9?)?873 wfddjysajgrdyjtfhj hjgfjytfhjtfjgfeuytriuytpiuyiutfjhgv moth helping rather ggbffhnkj he trreeuio Hogg Hogg iiuuu! Ahhhh there we go I feel alo*falls asleep* snore snore squally aqualung squally. *wakes up* hello I feel much much better. Every seven months we do this again. This ghost is gone but your essence might hurt. Oh yeah about that *picks up essence and frees you* I can catch shadows but I am nice. Trust me, I turn grey when I lie. Take a nap, it will help.
-Planarian, a friend, not foe [I would have captured you by now]
Hello welcome to Fr$8-;&dy Faz$)$;ars P$)$;)a
Welcome to Dododex!
Guess what!
I’m taking over the dyes!
Anyone who disobeys or try’s to fight back will be slaughtered as I have already consumed many children, burnt down two hospitals, three homeless shelters, and sixteen orphanages, if you like to live then always remember...
I’m glitch in through the system, can’t outrun, better watch your step, if not I’ll come...
-Lolbit
Shadow don’t give up hope! I’m not scared of you! I would have done the same thing😉
-WhiteWinterTiger
Actually, I’m not gonna run and I’m going back into that kindergarten classroom. I only ran because I didn’t wanna get hit, but seeing that… OOOOHHHH YES, MORE, MORE I WANT MORE! MORE MORE MORE MORE MOREEEEEEEE!!!!!
-Overly sadistic Lamprey
oops
was that strawberry jam in a jar
AWH S***
damn..
but it tastes pretty good.
-HJK
Um, hjk, i think you attacked the wrong kindergarten...... i heard gun shots like, 5 miles away, plus im still in a jar........
-a confused shadow
MWAHAHA I FEED OFF THE MADNESS THAT GOES ON HERE
Oh nonononono it’s happening again
YOUR SUFFERING IS BEUTIFUL
I mean it kinda is but not for planarian and Shadow
SHADOW AND PLANARIANS SUFFERING IS AMAZING
I DID NOT MEAN THAT
sorry for my um evilness, it wasn’t on purpose,
Meow,
Oh nonononono,
-WhiteWinterTiger
Hey, hey planarinan! Could you, idk, preform that exerisiom thing? I would really appreciate that.
-shadow
HEY YOU ARENT SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHERE THIS IS!
hehe
SHADOW DID YOU TELL THEM
noooooooooo i would never
OK, ANYWAYS GET OUT!
wait, me?
NO NOT YOU, ARGH! GET OUF AND STOP LOOKING AT MY PLANS!
can i talk to them before they leave?
NO BECAUSE I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.
*teleports crow and lamprey to kindergarten but makes them invisible before i see them*
Soo are you gonna have the kindergarteners tap the glass again?
IM GOING TO FORCE THEM TO SLAP THE GLASS!
Oh come on
*kindergarteners start slapping glass jar*
SEE, YOUR "FRIENDS" ARENT EVEN TRYING TO STOP THEM!
theres no one there.
*i start to get angerier with every slap*
Leave. Me. Alone!
*a giant shadow hand come out of the floor and starts mega slaping the kindergarteners*
WAT!
Die Die Die DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE! I Feel Like That One Thing, And You Get A Mega Slap, And You Get A Mega Slap, And You Get A Mega Slap!
STOP.
Hmmmmmm No!
ALL OF THE KINDERGARTENERS ARE KNOCKED OUT COLD ON THE FLOOR NOW STOP.
Fine
*giant shadow hand retreats back into the floor*
YOU SEE WHAT A MONSTER YOUR CAPTIVE FRIEND IS?
Wait who are you talking to? No ones there.
*crow and lamprey turn uninvisible*
Ohh that explains it. Look i can explai-
*crow and lamprey run out of the kindergarten*
SEE, NOBODY LIKES YOU, NOW GIVE UP SHADOW!
maybe hes right, maybe nobody does like me, im a monster............
-a sad and depressed shadow
A little bit of roleplay is what’s happening here, CL1.
-Lamprey
“ALRIGHT IM F***ING DONE”
grabs gun
shoots kindergarteners
“JUST DIEEEE!”
shoots kid 58 time in back with M1A1
“phew”
grabs jarred shadow
brings home
“WHO PUT THIS CAP ON?.. A DAMN WWE WRESTLER!?“
“I CANT GET IT OFF”
smashes jar
glass shatters in my eyes
“oh..”
“nah i fine!..”
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
-sadistic crazy satanic gorey bloody insane HJK
-._-.
I...
.-_.-
What is even happening anymore?
~CL1 is confused.
hey can I have some fish blood, I haven’t consumed any in a while.
-Lamprey who somehow got here
I have come to save shadow and slay you, Cheetos loving beast! I need this to you rat. You stupid ghost shut up, shadow is my friend you little a** h*t! Go to hell with this chubracarbra, you ugly MF. Oh no... My demon form and my dragon form... help please! It has taken over. YOU TURD NUGGET, GO AWAY AND MESS WITH SOMEONE ELSE!! I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS ANGRY IN YEARS!!!!! MY HOST IS IN PAIN RIGHT NOW AND YOU SHOW UP! I AM GONNA PREFORM THIS EXCORSISIM WHEN SHADOW ALLOWS ME!!!!
-PLANARIAN, NOT ANYMORE I AM NOW {%%###^*+=€£¥¥¥€£~||}{][ YOU SIMPLE BEINGS
Heh.. I like torture.. hahaha.. HAHAHA YESSS
-crow
:)
HJK is no more..
SO MY PLAN WONT WORK
everybody expected that but ok
ARGH ANYWAYS YOUVE BEEN BAD LATLY
and?
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
oh no not again
TIME FOR THE GLASS JAR!
no No NO NO NO PUT MY ESSENCE DOWN! AHHH-
*gets sucked into glass jar*
NOW TIME TO PUT YOU WITH THE KINDERGARTENERS UNTIL MY PLANS ARE DONE! AND YOUR VOICE IS MUFFLED SO YOU CANT ASK FOR HELP!
Not the kindergarteners please!
*gets put in with the kindergarteners*
No stop tapping the glass! No stop! Argh stop poking me! STOP IT! HELP PLEASE ANYONE!
NOBODY CAN HEAR YOU SCREAMS! MWAHAHAHAHA HAAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
HeLp Me PleAsE.....
-a trapped in a jar, possessed shadow(wow this is getting long.)
I CLAIM THIS DYE AS A PLACE TO PLAN MY EVIL PLANS TO IMPRISON THE WORLD!
Ayo chill stop yelling-
NEVER! MWAHAHAHHAHAHA!
aye chill people are gonna think your me-
GOOD THEN THEY WONT HELP YOU!
-a possessed shadow
I never meet Tina but I’m sorry for what happened to her. 😢😢. I’ll pray for her family.
-Ghost.
i also claim dis color.. i greedy ;)
-HJK