Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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HEY YOU ARENT SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHERE THIS IS!
hehe
SHADOW DID YOU TELL THEM
noooooooooo i would never
OK, ANYWAYS GET OUT!
wait, me?
NO NOT YOU, ARGH! GET OUF AND STOP LOOKING AT MY PLANS!
can i talk to them before they leave?
NO BECAUSE I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.
*teleports crow and lamprey to kindergarten but makes them invisible before i see them*
Soo are you gonna have the kindergarteners tap the glass again?
IM GOING TO FORCE THEM TO SLAP THE GLASS!
Oh come on
*kindergarteners start slapping glass jar*
SEE, YOUR "FRIENDS" ARENT EVEN TRYING TO STOP THEM!
theres no one there.
*i start to get angerier with every slap*
Leave. Me. Alone!
*a giant shadow hand come out of the floor and starts mega slaping the kindergarteners*
WAT!
Die Die Die DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE! I Feel Like That One Thing, And You Get A Mega Slap, And You Get A Mega Slap, And You Get A Mega Slap!
STOP.
Hmmmmmm No!
ALL OF THE KINDERGARTENERS ARE KNOCKED OUT COLD ON THE FLOOR NOW STOP.
Fine
*giant shadow hand retreats back into the floor*
YOU SEE WHAT A MONSTER YOUR CAPTIVE FRIEND IS?
Wait who are you talking to? No ones there.
*crow and lamprey turn uninvisible*
Ohh that explains it. Look i can explai-
*crow and lamprey run out of the kindergarten*
SEE, NOBODY LIKES YOU, NOW GIVE UP SHADOW!
maybe hes right, maybe nobody does like me, im a monster............
-a sad and depressed shadow