Great, i was gonna take this place. Oh well, I’m moving to mud dye since I like mud.

-Apex

Hello natives of this land! I hope you don't mind, but I gonna conquer you and make this my new home! Lol

-DTG

InterARK - Ep 1 - Pt 2

Mia looked around the beach she was on, the seering heat piercing her skin.

Soon, she would try to find out where she was, and how she could get off of this place.

What she didn't know, however, was that she...

Was on...

The Island.

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That is the end folks! Or is it..? Tune in at the dilo section (sometime) to find out what happens next!

[cue the 1970s cartoon outro]

-De

Shadow, just go to your first fanfiction-related post and check the date.

~CL1

I’ve been here since December 2020, so I think me, CL1 and lamprey are the oldest fanfictioners apart from the og’s when they occasionally drop in.

Thats not how it worls berrie

-WhiteWinterTiger

Okay manticore, im going to go back to my dye now

-WhiteWinterTiger

Manticore, you don’t have to rub in the fact that you’ve been here longer, does it really matter as long as we’re all having fun?

-WhiteWinterTiger

Uhhhh, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?! We can role play, Dan says so, I am sick of this.

-Planarian

STOP ROLEPLAYING it’s annoying and your blowing up the tips for people who actually want tips

*slams table*

I would like to speak to the WEAKLING lolbit in tangerine dye. Unless they're to scaaaared. Im going to post this in most dyes so she sees it.

-an angry shadow

Yes crow, you have gone crazy, and if you want to tell me that you’re not crazy and I am, that would be a lie. I am WEIRD not crazy, you’re just crazy, also I might be insane, MAYBE, but even if I was I would be crazy I’d be INSANE there’s a diff-er-ence.

ME-OW,

-WhiteWinterTiger

AND YOU SAY IVE GONE CRAZY WWT?!?!?!

I AM-

WHAT THE FU- FUEL CAN.. that didnt make sense DID I SAY ABOUT THESE OUTBURSTS!

-Crow/HJK

Tip: Dyes can be used to paint things, and are made in a cooking pot...

omg, i didnt know that. Guys, isnt it crazy how like, we dont need any tips for dyes? Hmm, thats pretty neat, i bet we could have conversations and tell our stories here without any trouble!

Wait, what? You cant and people will get mad even though they dont need tips on dyes? Oh no... What will we ever do...

Mocking these buffoons aside, really? Can we have some decency and NOT be terrible human beings for like, a few minutes? Just leave storytellers alone, no one needs tips on dyes.

A Lone Howl

Part one: Howl in the Night

Chapter three

IMMEDIATELY ALPHA dropped his chunk of elk and hurried to the den, ducking past Daybreak and disappearing into the shadows of the den. Journey grabbed Alpha’s piece of food and carried it over to where she had dropped hers. She set it on top, creating a small pile. The rest of the pack copied her, until there was a decent lump of food for the others resting near the rocks.

“It’s probably cramped in there,” Journey said to Daybreak. “You should get the others and come out. Beta will need room.” Daybreak nodded and ducked back inside, emerging a moment later with Barley, a gray-and-white male, Marigold, a dusky red and gold female whose stomach was round with the promise of pups, Barn Owl, a tan-and-

black male freckled with brown, Aspen, a gray-blue female, and finally Driftwood, Journey’s mother, the only other purely white wolf in the pack. She was limping, as always, but her usual happiness shone in her eyes as she walked over to her one and only pup, licking her over the ears.

“How was the hunt?” she asked softly, sitting down to reduce the struggle of lifting her leg half off of the ground.

“Yeah,” Daybreak said, padding over and sitting on Journey’s other side. “You got to go hunting! I had to stay here with all the boring wolves.”

“Ay’! Are you calling me boring?” Barley padded over, a fake insulted expression on his face.

“Oh, certainly not,” Daybreak said, grinning. “I could never be bored of you, Barley.” Before the handsome young wolf could reply, a yelp came from the den, and Alpha’s fearful voice called out. “Driftwood! Aspen! Journey! Someone! Something is wrong!”

Thank you for reading it! And thank you, CL1. Chapter two will be posted shortly (when I find the motivation to put it here).

Quick side note, the chapters are cut up parts from a single chapter, divided, since they’re pretty long. So sorry if they end and begin a weird way!

- President Loki

President Loki (I hope I said that right)

I salute you. I love your story! I am a fan. Also, stop impersonating random people who are out there (I KNOW YOUR OUT THERE AND WHEN I FIND YOU I WILL i7i7iubihbihbihbihbihbjhbjhbihbhibyibdbdihdbihbdihb ALL OVER YOU AND YOUR POSTS)

A very defensive Tina. Hope to note to you soon!

Yeah CL1 I love that instead of destroying us, like they intended, they brought us closer together, a perfect example of irony

-an extremely amused DX

My turn!!

As CL1, President Loki, and Lamprey have said, bringing others down for your entertainment is an absolutely disgusting thing to do, not even mentioning telling them to commit, and impersonating them saying terrible things about others.

1. President Loki, and CL1 would NEVER say things like that, it doesn't look like your even trying when you impersonating them.

2. Trying to destroy someone's self confidence in a hobby that they enjoy is an absolutely terrible thing to do.

3. Telling someone to commit suicide is the lowest you can go, Telling someone to kill themself for your own enjoyment is one of THE MOST disgusting things.

4. We are all trying to enjoy a hobby in a place where we can, Dan, the creator of Dododex, gave people permission to write fanfiction so bug off.

There.

-DoomPhoenix

Ah, so the impersonations of me have started then. Good now I'm included :D

First, you made a few mistakes.

1. I never speak in all caps. Maybe a few words. Sentences at most, but never the whole post.

2. Step-Dad? No lol.

3. ... I'll let you figure that one out.

To whoever impersonated Pres. Loki (c'mon guys, at least make it a challenge and have it be believable) and said I touch myself to 2D women, first of it would be "herself." And secondly, that feels a bit too specific. Are you sure you aren't taking from your own personal experience?

Check. Your move :)

~CL1