Ah, so the impersonations of me have started then. Good now I'm included :D

First, you made a few mistakes.

1. I never speak in all caps. Maybe a few words. Sentences at most, but never the whole post.

2. Step-Dad? No lol.

3. ... I'll let you figure that one out.

To whoever impersonated Pres. Loki (c'mon guys, at least make it a challenge and have it be believable) and said I touch myself to 2D women, first of it would be "herself." And secondly, that feels a bit too specific. Are you sure you aren't taking from your own personal experience?

Check. Your move :)

~CL1