@Manticore

Thanks for not taking it the wrong way lol. I know people can be super sensitive sometimes, and good luck scoring that music! Can't help you with the sax notes, I'm a clarinet ;-;

~CL1

WAAAAAHHHHHH CL1 WAS MEAN TO ME!!!!!!!!!

*runs off crying into kitty corner*

In all seriousness tho, I didn’t care about that post, I’ve been here since like may? Maybe? I’ll check the date of my first story.

The reason I used the argument *inhales deeply* was Bc I was bored. Yeah, I was trying to be funny. Also, considering I’m writing a multi instrument music piece (I’m on flute Harpocrates is in sax) and I don’t know sax notes I’ve got more to worry about than that.

-Manticore

Manticore I've been here longer than all of the fanfictioners active (except Swamp Guy, P. Metallica, Bob, DTG, and Seasnake when they occasionally pop in), so please, don't try to use that argument lol. Also considering there's a lot of drama going on between the both of you and Lamprey (and maybe Lolbit, I'm still confused on what's really going on) I don't think either of you should be trying to offer advice to the newbies.

After writing this I realized it could be seen as hurtful. That was not my intention, this whole thing has gotten a little out of hand and I'm only trying to offer help. The last thing I want to do is start a new fight, so if either of you took offense I'm sorry, and please let me know so it won't happen again.

~CL1

I have been here longer than anyone other than lamprey. The rest left :(:(:( but if you need help why don’t you call any of us.-lava

Oh yeah WWT I know we should all have fun. I’m just making a joke, a little nod to our rivalry in role play.

Alliteration, maybe I should look into poetry?

Nah, I’m a musician.

-Manticore

Welcome Demonwolf!

~CL1

(Dodo dex says I'm not being helpful enough)

Hey Demonwolf, it’s me the former emperor, if you want actual help come to me, I’ve been here longer than WWT

-Manticore

Aha, i claim this as MINE

-Demonwolf

Die in a pit b**h hehehehe hahaha

I like this color, makes me feel evil (starts to maniacally laugh)

-WhiteWinterTiger

Noooo, I said I would like to become Steven Grant. (He’s great.) Not “yes, I would LOVE to be impersonated!”

- President Loki

Remcothequick, I know for a fact that you’re SuS. Or Random Person, as you’ve begun to call yourself.

I appreciate you asking, but I think I can speak for most when I say no. Impersonation only causes problems, and we like to stick with our own identities. No one wants to turn into Steven Grant, do they? (Actually I would-)

- President Loki

I SWEAR I didnt do this bruh why would u think that?😤 I said I ligit stoped.

-Random person

Your welcome CL1, Loki that 'fat friends for life' one was pretty funny tbh. I'm surprised they aren't messing with me though. I mean it started with you Loki and then CL1 and I started saying things about the same time so I'm surprised nothing about me has come up. 🤔

-an amused DX.

Seriously tho I wonder.

"Fatty fatso"???

Guys, I think they are devolving...

This chess game has become considerably dull if those are the kind of insults you're going to give. Come on, challenge me! At least you were giving creative insults before ... now you sound like a kindergardener. At this rate you'll be calling us doody-heads XD

Bishop to B4. Check, again. Your move :D

~CL1

“Fatty fatso Loki and CL1, fat friends for life”.

I liked that one! Like, actually, I got a kick out of it. Yay, me and CL1 are friends for life! And we get to blubber dance together, too! I’m so excited!!

- President Loki

Ok honestly, I came here to see what was going on, this is disgusting, you should ALL be ashamed of yourselves, except for you CL1 & President Loki, you guys handled this really well. But to the haters.

That is a morally repugnant thing to do, I abhor such disgusting vile behavior, do not EVER tell someone to commit, I know people with mental health issues, so NEVER, and I do mean NEVER tell anyone to commit, because who knows, they may actually commit, how funny would it be?

Before I go, remember this:

“Whatever possession we gain by our sword cannot be sure or lasting, but the love gained by kindness and moderation is certain and durable.“

You know what he’s saying here? He’s saying that being a jerk doesn’t get you much that’s permanent, but being good does.

Who said this? Alexander “The Great” Argead. Not Dhar Mann. Not some random person. Alexander, the flippin Great.

-Manticore

SuS, I never blamed you. But you getting defensive when no one even pointed a finger your way… THAT’S what’s “sus”. And the fact that you posted “Omg guys I didn’t do this I was playing Fortnite all day” on the same day that all of this started happening, without time for anyone to even READ it and blame you…

Facts add up, my guy, and evidence compiles.

- President Loki

President Loki, I know, it can be so easy to act un-Christian or just like a garbage human being, but I've decided there's no point in getting angry over it if it won't help (well it doesn't help to scream when you fall off a cliff, but you still do it ... nevermind, I'm off topic).

Tip for how I get over it, if I've got to deal with them anyway, I might as well have some fun with it. Words are the only weapons on this battlefield and you're an extremely skilled writer, so write till they put down the battering rams and give up.

You guys know that picture of Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka propping his head with his hand and looking smug, the meme face? Yeah that's how I feel talking to these people:

"Oh really? I have no life, you say? Please tell me more as you sit here giving childish insults to random strangers on the internet."

~CL1 is ... oh if only you could see how much I'm enjoying this...

I know I literally just said I was done talking, but-

No. You do not. And I repeat, do NOT. Talk to CL1 like that. You can swear at me, curse me out, insult me, tell me to commit, literally ANYTHING you want to do, but you do NOT speak like that to her.

I am very close to retaliating in an un-Christianlike manner. But before that happens:

CL1 is LOVED. She is CHERISHED, ADMIRED, and APPRECIATED. If not by anyone else, by ME. You’re only saying these things because you are NOT. You’re merely jealous of the amount of friends, even though online, she has. These insults you give wouldn’t just come to mind- they would come from somewhere in life you’ve seen them before. Which, I predict, is YOUR life, whoever you are.

“Who hits you harder.” “Loki is a fat***.” “Get a life.” “Slime ball.” “End your life.” I believe you’re pulling these out of things you’ve been told, my Fanfiction-deriving friend.

Oh, and if that paragraph CL1 so kindly posted to defend me was too long to read, how do you know who posted it?

These insults and weak words you’re spitting out in attempt to hurt me and others are a self-defense mechanism that sources from the weak shell of a body you live in. They’re a desperate attempt to lift yourself up, puff out your chest and make yourself look big, and give yourself confidence where you lack it.

Believe me when I say: hurting others is not the way to heal yourself.

- President Loki