Welcome Sovereign Spino!

-WhiteWinterTiger

*Dramatic one-handed applause*

Your poem/limerick/song/whatever you’d call it was beautiful. I liked the part about the green god of mischief. Who did you mean?? They sound like a GREAT guy!!!

(Mobius: You giant seismic narcissist!!)

Um

I am burdened with glorious purpose

- President Loki

Noooo, I said I would like to become Steven Grant. (He’s great.) Not “yes, I would LOVE to be impersonated!”

- President Loki

Remcothequick, I know for a fact that you’re SuS. Or Random Person, as you’ve begun to call yourself.

I appreciate you asking, but I think I can speak for most when I say no. Impersonation only causes problems, and we like to stick with our own identities. No one wants to turn into Steven Grant, do they? (Actually I would-)

- President Loki

I SWEAR I didnt do this bruh why would u think that?😤 I said I ligit stoped.

-Random person

Your welcome CL1, Loki that 'fat friends for life' one was pretty funny tbh. I'm surprised they aren't messing with me though. I mean it started with you Loki and then CL1 and I started saying things about the same time so I'm surprised nothing about me has come up. 🤔

-an amused DX.

Seriously tho I wonder.

"Fatty fatso"???

Guys, I think they are devolving...

This chess game has become considerably dull if those are the kind of insults you're going to give. Come on, challenge me! At least you were giving creative insults before ... now you sound like a kindergardener. At this rate you'll be calling us doody-heads XD

Bishop to B4. Check, again. Your move :D

~CL1

“Fatty fatso Loki and CL1, fat friends for life”.

I liked that one! Like, actually, I got a kick out of it. Yay, me and CL1 are friends for life! And we get to blubber dance together, too! I’m so excited!!

- President Loki

Ok honestly, I came here to see what was going on, this is disgusting, you should ALL be ashamed of yourselves, except for you CL1 & President Loki, you guys handled this really well. But to the haters.

That is a morally repugnant thing to do, I abhor such disgusting vile behavior, do not EVER tell someone to commit, I know people with mental health issues, so NEVER, and I do mean NEVER tell anyone to commit, because who knows, they may actually commit, how funny would it be?

Before I go, remember this:

“Whatever possession we gain by our sword cannot be sure or lasting, but the love gained by kindness and moderation is certain and durable.“

You know what he’s saying here? He’s saying that being a jerk doesn’t get you much that’s permanent, but being good does.

Who said this? Alexander “The Great” Argead. Not Dhar Mann. Not some random person. Alexander, the flippin Great.

-Manticore

SuS, I never blamed you. But you getting defensive when no one even pointed a finger your way… THAT’S what’s “sus”. And the fact that you posted “Omg guys I didn’t do this I was playing Fortnite all day” on the same day that all of this started happening, without time for anyone to even READ it and blame you…

Facts add up, my guy, and evidence compiles.

- President Loki

President Loki, I know, it can be so easy to act un-Christian or just like a garbage human being, but I've decided there's no point in getting angry over it if it won't help (well it doesn't help to scream when you fall off a cliff, but you still do it ... nevermind, I'm off topic).

Tip for how I get over it, if I've got to deal with them anyway, I might as well have some fun with it. Words are the only weapons on this battlefield and you're an extremely skilled writer, so write till they put down the battering rams and give up.

You guys know that picture of Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka propping his head with his hand and looking smug, the meme face? Yeah that's how I feel talking to these people:

"Oh really? I have no life, you say? Please tell me more as you sit here giving childish insults to random strangers on the internet."

~CL1 is ... oh if only you could see how much I'm enjoying this...

I know I literally just said I was done talking, but-

No. You do not. And I repeat, do NOT. Talk to CL1 like that. You can swear at me, curse me out, insult me, tell me to commit, literally ANYTHING you want to do, but you do NOT speak like that to her.

I am very close to retaliating in an un-Christianlike manner. But before that happens:

CL1 is LOVED. She is CHERISHED, ADMIRED, and APPRECIATED. If not by anyone else, by ME. You’re only saying these things because you are NOT. You’re merely jealous of the amount of friends, even though online, she has. These insults you give wouldn’t just come to mind- they would come from somewhere in life you’ve seen them before. Which, I predict, is YOUR life, whoever you are.

“Who hits you harder.” “Loki is a fat***.” “Get a life.” “Slime ball.” “End your life.” I believe you’re pulling these out of things you’ve been told, my Fanfiction-deriving friend.

Oh, and if that paragraph CL1 so kindly posted to defend me was too long to read, how do you know who posted it?

These insults and weak words you’re spitting out in attempt to hurt me and others are a self-defense mechanism that sources from the weak shell of a body you live in. They’re a desperate attempt to lift yourself up, puff out your chest and make yourself look big, and give yourself confidence where you lack it.

Believe me when I say: hurting others is not the way to heal yourself.

- President Loki

Well, well, it seems we have some bored idiots with nothing better to do then cyber bully some innocent story writers.

Why do you people think we’re gonna listen to someone like you? We enjoy what we do and we do it in our free time. I think you have some issues at home you’re dealing with. I think you’re just trying to project your problems on us to make yourself feel better.

Don’t listen to them President Loki, I know you won’t seeing as you wrote that very inspiring post. Keep writing and ignore these idiots

-WhiteWinterTiger

Alright then, someone’s making a bunch of useless threats to CL1 and President Loki, why? If you’re one of those people who takes some sort of twisted joy in other peoples physical, mental or emotional pain, ok, maybe instead of taking your anger out on people just trying to have fun, just bully some jerk who actually deserves it, like I do. Want to threaten people, just play a bloody cruel trick on your friends. But personally, I think telling someone to commit suicide is too much, sure, i send death threats to my friends, but they know I don’t mean it.

Just lay off.

-anonymous

Oh, and I forgot this part:

You unsatisfied wingflea, you DO realize I don’t write fanfiction about ARK, right? If you want to try and insult me, do it properly, please.

Insult my hair (which Loki has AMAZING hair, might I add), or my ability to train dogs or something like that. Not, “Worthless nobody who’s bullied in school” and “OH NO HE’S FAT”. You think I care if I’m called fat by someone on the internet?

- President Loki

You know how I said there are people here who are depressed and have mental health issues? I'm not one of those people. Go on. Say what you want to say. I want to see how far this will go. There's only so much damage you can do from a screen

Let the games begin :D

~CL1 is amused

Did you actually send those President Loki, are you okay? Don't listen to whoever that is, there are lots of us who disagree and love your stories, I mean come on just look at what I posted in purple dye, that applies to all of us, and them saying you have no friends is a lie, we are all friends here, the people in this community are the only friends I have. So President Loki, if you are reading this, your stories are awesome, don't let them get you down, you are awesome

-A very angry and protective DoomPhoenix

Interesting. You obviously cared enough to send an entire tip. You gotta admit, if you REALLY didn't care you woulda just rolled your eyes and moved on.

I think you've got another fan, Mr. President.

~CL1

Awesome! I love reading collab. I will definately be checking it out. Hope it goes well!

#FF4L

- The Nazgûl

Sometimes I wonder that same thing. It must just be that people all hear your starting, and then forget about the rest of the chapters. That has happened with all my stories. Hopefully we can keep the likes coming in for you though!

#FF4L

- The Nazgûl