Lolbit, I brought 116 ghosts. Was that not enough? By the way, if i possess on of these animatronics, could i be the general of the army?

-dark one

Yes...Dark one, we have more recruits. Goblin, Genhis, at the moment I need help with gathering souls I need 104 more to be able to remain this powerful, I need them by the end of this week

-Lolbit

Wow, a lot of people have wanted to help you. And so do I. I am called Genghis.

-Genghis

Hi I’m Goblin. Can I help? I’m a guy who loves chaos and figured you would be a good leader to gravitate around.

-Goblin

Hey, I’m Ghoul, Ghost’s best friend. Can I help?

-Ghoul

Hey Lolbit can you tell me the plan on how your gonna conquer the dyes?

-Ghost

*around 117 ghosts float in, one of which being dark one*

Hello again lolbit! Me and these other ghosts have come to join your army. Oh, and by the way, if a dragon comes by asking to join you, let him, but still be wary, trust me. Well, Im guessing you want us to possess these shadow animatronics?

-dark one

Hmm, I’m not sure dark one, do we have any use for them? We’ll just kill them otherwise, also HollyDragon, if you want some of my pizza you’ll have to order it on like grub hub or something because our dining room is closed

-Lolbit

Ooooo, Dark one, those are great ideas! Maybe you could throw melody in a pool of lava or something

-Lolbit

Hm? No one has come by in a while...doesn’t matter because I’m coming...soon...they won’t be able to stop me...thanksgiving...I’m the most powerful...two holidays in one month...more powerful than at Halloween...I’m coming for you...all of you

-Lolbit

Honestly lamprey, i dont know what your talking about, i am not really aware of what goes on outside of Freddys pizzeria, my pizzeria, and...the other one(dont try to guess the other one theres no possible way you could guess it)

-Lolbit

So, everything that happened the night lamprey decided to stay past closing time at Lolbit’s pizzeria.

Me: Shouldn’t be too hard, right? Lolbit’s my boss and shouldn’t kill me, right? Hmmm… I should find something to hide behind. I table, I will hide under it!

Random animatronic: (walks past)

Me: which animatronic was that…

(Hears banging on a metal door)

Me: ft foxy might be angry.

(Sees Lolbit)

Me: hmmm… hiding under the table is pretty good-

Ft Freddy: I HUTE U!!!!

Me: I’m just gonna run…

(Sprints to night guard area)

Me: OPEN UP PLEASE I STAYED PAST BY ACCIDENT!

(Door opens up and I sprint in)

Night guard: so… what exactly are you doing here past closing time?

Me: I don’t really know.

Night guard: just stay with me, you know what to if a specific animatronic appears right?

Me: well, no not really.

Night guard: well I’ll go over everything

(Night guard proceeds to explain everything)

Me: so, why is the power at 5%?

Night guard: ITS AT 5%!?!?!?

Me: yeah…

(Power hits 0% and Lolbit appears)

Night guard: well, it was nice knowing you.

(Lolbit kills night guard)

Me: you aren’t gonna kill me right? I work for you.

Lolbit: I’ll try to keep you alive, the other animatronics can be unpredictable, and if I can’t figure it out in time your going in an animatronic suit.

Me: it’s almost 6:00 AM

(Casually hides in a random locker in a hallway for an hour)

Me: I’m getting out of here… now.

(Exits Lolbit’s pizzeria)

And so, lamprey returned to his ocean kingdom, remembering what happened when he stayed too long at Lolbit’s pizzeria.

-Lamprey

Btw, I made WWT say and do something odd in Olive dye because I temporarily possessed her (yes I can posses people) I was thinking of doing someone else but she just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time

-WhiteWinterTiger

Ah cloudjumper, I might be able to stuff her in a suit, with your help of course

-Lolbit

I. AM. NOT. SWAMP GUY!

-Lolbit

I’ve never played fnaf, but I’ve seen the animatronics and marionette is my favorite.

-Lamprey

First, Lolbit probably is my boss and I was curious if I was correct or not. Doesn’t matter anymore.

Second, here’s bad grammar ghost. He might shout violent gibberish from the animatronic or just gibberish in general.

“Om gunn morodr u!!!! heheahaheaheahaeh!!!! NUUUUU DUN’T PAT MO ON ANMATRONIC I HATE THA!!!!”

That’s just an example, that he randomly said. I have him in a jar, he’s on one of the tables. It’s getting late, and this place is closing soon… maybe I’ll just order a pizza, nothing could go wrong, right? Lolbit is my boss and might not kill me?

-Lamprey

Lamprey why are you so fixed on it being me? Also I’m surprised Lolbit isn’t ripping your head off for asking, also isn’t she like your boss? Should you really be asking those questions?

*continues eating pizza*

Just saying

(Flame) this is confusing

-WhiteWinterTiger (and Flame)

Cloudjumper, I’m glad to get rid of anyone for you but you’re gonna have to tell me there name or at least describe them too me because otherwise I’ll just have to guess and that probably won’t go well

-Lolbit

Lolbit you might wanna check blue dye, there’s gonna be a show going on there. I don’t know if you can fully submerge yourself in water, because this will be in deep, deep water.

-Lamprey