So, everything that happened the night lamprey decided to stay past closing time at Lolbit’s pizzeria.

Me: Shouldn’t be too hard, right? Lolbit’s my boss and shouldn’t kill me, right? Hmmm… I should find something to hide behind. I table, I will hide under it!

Random animatronic: (walks past)

Me: which animatronic was that…

(Hears banging on a metal door)

Me: ft foxy might be angry.

(Sees Lolbit)

Me: hmmm… hiding under the table is pretty good-

Ft Freddy: I HUTE U!!!!

Me: I’m just gonna run…

(Sprints to night guard area)

Me: OPEN UP PLEASE I STAYED PAST BY ACCIDENT!

(Door opens up and I sprint in)

Night guard: so… what exactly are you doing here past closing time?

Me: I don’t really know.

Night guard: just stay with me, you know what to if a specific animatronic appears right?

Me: well, no not really.

Night guard: well I’ll go over everything

(Night guard proceeds to explain everything)

Me: so, why is the power at 5%?

Night guard: ITS AT 5%!?!?!?

Me: yeah…

(Power hits 0% and Lolbit appears)

Night guard: well, it was nice knowing you.

(Lolbit kills night guard)

Me: you aren’t gonna kill me right? I work for you.

Lolbit: I’ll try to keep you alive, the other animatronics can be unpredictable, and if I can’t figure it out in time your going in an animatronic suit.

Me: it’s almost 6:00 AM

(Casually hides in a random locker in a hallway for an hour)

Me: I’m getting out of here… now.

(Exits Lolbit’s pizzeria)

And so, lamprey returned to his ocean kingdom, remembering what happened when he stayed too long at Lolbit’s pizzeria.

-Lamprey