Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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This is how it really went....
(Lolbit) Welcome to Lolbits Pizzeria!
(Lava) oh why thank you
(Lolbit) how may I take your order?
(Lava) oh, I’ll just take some regular pizza
(Lolbit) Great! F-f-f-f-f-f-
(Lava) are you alright?
(Lolbit) -f-Funtime Freddy will be bringing you your food.
*Lolbit goes into kitchen*
20 minutes later
*funtime Freddy comes out of kitchen with pizza and puts it on lavas table*
*funtime Freddy walks back to kitchen*
*lava looks up to see the main stage*
(Speaker) attention customers! Lolbits Pizzeria will be closing in 5 minutes, we advise you leave before closing time as it is dangerous going out to late at night.
*lava blinks*
*lolbit now on stage*
*lolbit looks at him, panting, and starring him down*
*guy walks into building*
(Guy) you should probably leave
(Lava) hm?
(Guy) look, I’m the night guard, and I’ve seen some stuff, it’s not going to be safe here
(Lava) um, okay? Can I take the rest of my pizza?
*lava looks at lolbit too see that she is not facing him anymore and is just looking strait forward and starring at the wall*
(Lava) fine, I’ll leave
As lava leaves he feels like he’s being watched, he turns around to look at the building, just to see six pairs of eyes starring back at him
-Lolbit