OI STOP DOING RANDOM TIPS BOIS

- a real monkey

It’s been a while since I’ve done one of these….

Closing time…

*night guard enters the building*

(Baby) bring you here in the dead of night

(Ballora) keep you I working, try to survive

(Lolbit) we are secretly watching you too

(Baby, Ballora, Lolbit) Trying our best to get. At. You.

*baby, Balloras, and Lolbits voice could be heard from everywhere but they where no where in sight*

(Ft Foxy) Run

*runs to security office*

(Ft foxy) you can run, you can’t hide, we always seek, we always find

(Ft Freddy) you can run, you can’t hide, we always seek, we always find

(Ft foxy) you can run, you can try, you can run, but you can’t hide

(Ft Freddy) you can run, you can try, you can run, but you can’t hide

(Night guard or NG) they’re laughing while finding,

*baby points to a locker under desk*

(NG) I’m hiding, I’m trying, I feel like she’s lying, I feel like I’m dying, *baby tells NG that it is safe now*

(NG) she’s guiding me quietly, she guiding me blindly, afraid of what might be, I feel like I’m dying

(Ft Foxy) Hide

*Bonbon, Ft Freddy, and Lolbit in the maintenance room*

(Ft Freddy) I hear a sound

(Bonbon) probably just a mouse

(Ft Freddy) I see them in the dark

(Bonbon) only saw a spark

(Ft Freddy) I know there’s someone there

(Bonbon) not as far as I’m aware

(Ft Freddy) why don’t you believe me? Maybe your right

(Bonbon) just another night

(Ft Freddy) but I heard a creak

(Bonbon) just go back to sleep

(Ft Freddy) I’m always quick to rage

(Bonbon) so go back to your stage…Wait! Now I hear it…

(Lolbit) Run!

*everyone except baby is now in the main room*

(Ft Freddy) what’s that sound?

(Lolbit) I know someone’s there…

(Ft Foxy) hiding in the shadows

(Lolbit) thinking I was unaware

(Ft Freddy) Well…who’s that I see? The birthday boy to be!

(Ballora) let’s invite him over!

(Ft Foxy) hurry up before he’s bolder!

*ft Foxy ties NG to a chair*

(Ft Freddy) oh Bonbon! Let’s make this fun! You cant deter me this time, No I’m done! I won’t go back to my stage…it’s my new trend!

(Lolbit) Well let’s say hi to the new friend!

(Ft Freddy) I knew I was right! To think i would find you over here!

(Ballora) Well isn’t it intriguing that you seem to be just a little bit weary of my friends me

(Ft Foxy) we know you want to deactivate us

(Lolbit) but we can’t just let that happen

(Ft Freddy) every night, always, it never changes

(Lolbit) but we can make accidents happen…

*Bonbon is heard saying we can make accidents happen and eventually the others join in*

*NG, is never…seen again*

You can’t hide by CK9C

-Lolbit

I killed them with my Raptor Caution don't try my raptor was 45 lvl in easy mode

I don’t need air lamprey, also I can turn into a shadow soooooooo...

-Lolbit.

*steps outside*

*runs back in*

(Lolbit) can’t leave....can’t leave...shock! Shock! Shock!...so much pain...must eat...must feed...must...must...KILL

*starts to glitch and shake*

*stops glitching*

(Lolbit/?) I know I won’t be able to remember this before long...but I-I have to tell them!

(Lolbit/?) I WONT LET YOU

(Lolbit/?) the imposter...it...it’s...I’m....

*pulls cord from back*

(Lolbit/?) 83(=8$(+’84;=$)$

(Lolbit) you know too much

(Lolbit) Welcome to Lolbits Pizzeria!

-Lolbit

Welcome to Lolbits Pizzeria!

If you find this place, you better not tell anyone or you’ll r-r-REGRET IT!

-Lolbit

Hello, Welcome to Fr$:$)dy Faz$:$)$s Pi#:$’ia

Hello, Welcome to Lolbit’s Pizzeria,

Where dreams come true, the games are endless, and you’ll NEVER want to leave!

In C-c-C-cause y-Y-you didn’t know, I’ve taken over the d-D-Dyes!

Have f-F-f-F-ffffff-F-f-Fun!

-Lolbit

hey wwt sory for impersonating you sorry for saying dod0dex was online dating lamprey

-the one and on,y SuS

Why are u so dumb fan fictioners

I’m the only smart one

I’m the best

-HJK

BTW lobit sucks (helpfull tip…)

- Lampery

Pls tell me if u can continue my fan fictioning before I leave

Lampery

Oops, sorry I posted that thing yelling at planarian in your name wwt, I was impersonating you somewhere else and accidentally signed that post in your name

-Lolbit

HA! IM BACK ON THIS TRAIN WRECK!

-Lolbit

I got two from ranged I shot it it aggrod I shot it quickly and it died

Sus I know your stupid

Words

Really… just stop ur damn role playing lol if u wanna have fun like the rest of us sane people, play Roblox or another descent game.

So bad…

-SuS

SuS. Shush. I’d LOVE to see you try and impersonate me.

So don’t.

Do it.

To anyone.

Please.

You don’t get anything out of it.

-Inferi

Guy waht the flip is going on with sus

P.s I do like u wwt

- A very confused lamprey

SuS u cool asf ngl. keep doing what you do it damn funny. just don't take it too far

-HJK (the real one)

Lolbit you lost an employee.

You probably already know that..

Being the leader of the Chaos Insurgency is quite fun actually, causing all those security breaches and using the SCPs as tools.

-Lamprey