Lavas quest part 2-lava

Hmm I’m hungry let’s visit lolbits pizzeria. I heard it’s a good place. Pretty sure no one EVER left without saying it’s 5 star.

Lolbit: welcome t-t t to lolbits pizzeria

Lava: oh why thank you

(Literally five minutes later)

lolbit: DIE

Lava: people say I can make anyone mad… oh crap

(Falls out of window.)

Lava: I wanan go back in there

(Sneaks in)

(Finds shadow)

What the

(Screeching noise)

He’s COMING!

Shadow: this is your fault you left me there

What no I didn’t mean to

(Screeching gets louder)

Ok let’s go

(Door breaks open)

Lolbit: where are you?

(Sneaks out of door while he looks away)

Come on shadow we’re almost out!

(Doors locked)

You gotta be kidding me

Lolbit: I see you.

(Lava looks and sees lolbit in hall)

This is bad.

RUN

(Window breaks open)

What the

Hjk: I’m here to save you

Lolbit:behind you

Hjk: Run I will handle this

(Blows landing)

This should be easy

(Runs to forest dye my base)

Ok we’re safe

(Conqueror lamprey in view)

Welp we will need to fight this

Shadow: this is bad

Whoa two of my neighbors are here to help

(Red dragon and swamp guy)

Woohoo let’s do this

(Lolbit and Hjk fighting in the distance)

Hmm whoa my own creation

(10 dominators)

(Dominator is a powerful human sized robot)

OH OF COURSE THEY BACKFIRE

(Shadow ghost shows up)

Ok (fanfiction army comes to back me up)

We need to fight these guys

(The armies rush into each other with lost of fighting finally lava comes out of the battle)

(Suddenly the worst thing possible shows up)

You

Unknown: yep now die

(Loud fighting)

RUN SHADOW

Shadow: I can’t I’m in a jar

(Loud blows landing)

Unknown:your over lava

No you are,Seth

(Stab)

(Lava lay there limp on the floor with a sword through him)

Welp there’s only one person who can save me now

(Loud slashing and stabbing)

Come on

(Gets on perasons back and rides with shadow away to where he needs to go)

Thanks swamp

You can go the rest of the way right?

Shadow: NO NOT AGA(lava is already gone)

Ah, if only I could die, but I’m IMORTAL SINCE I AM NOT MY OWN PERSON, CAN SOMEONE PLEASE JUST GUESS WHO I BELONG TO ALREADY!? I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO SHUT DOWN, BUT I CANT TILL ALL TASKS ARE COMPLETED, WHICH INCLUDES YOU PEOPLE FINDING OUT WHO I BELONG TO. Oh? Oh? OH!? Why can’t I just tell you who I belong to? BECAUSE IM A HOMICIDAL LUNATIC WHO EATS CHILDREN FOR LUNCH, TEENAGERS FOR DINNER, SHADOWS FOR BREAKFAST, AND SECURITY GUARDS FOR MIDNIGHT SNACKS, THATS WHY! ALSO I PHYSICALLY CANT. HEH HEH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, RAWRRRRRRRRRR

-Lolbit

Would it be worth it to get a Nickel to tickle your pickle with these claws?😳

Wow that’s great. Sooooo great. Now we TOTALLY know who’s impersonating sus. Hey SuS! The unnamed person who didn’t sign off on their post is the one impersonating you! It’s almost like we cared!

-Lolbit

Ok

For one thing it isn’t Shadowmane impersonating them, maybe they are and I don’t know.

Also Tina FF4L is just a term anyone can use, it isn’t trademarked or anything

And since SuS bothers us…….

#FF4L

-???

I is being confuzzled by all this impersonating

-ApEx

no one is impersonating me, I was just being dumb, like I always do

-SuS

We literally have permission from the developer to rp. We won’t stop doing what we like just because you want us to stop. If you don’t like the roleplay then there is a solution, it’s called not using the app, or staying out of the dyes. If you don’t like what we are doing that’s ok, just keep it to yourself.

SUS is comingggggg

I warned u

Especially lobit and wwt

-SuS

Also Lampery, before u leave u should know that I’m not dumb u are.

-A very angry lobit

Guys I’m not sus I promise you.

You can have a free pizza if u believe me

-lobit

SUS IS COMING BE SCARED…..HE HE HE Im SUS

-SuS

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU LEECH. YOU THINK I NEEDED YOU? ALL I WAS PLANNING TO DO WAS EAT YOU. I DONT EVEN NEED TO EAT.

FYIFYKGHUKFJTDGL,GC

*annoyed glitching continues*

-Lolbit

Question is what isnt! Also easy way to gather theri claws is with a spino, it easily kills theris

I thought this section is meant to be about tharasinosawr claws

Wth is going on here????

More words

*looks at lolbit*

Well see here, id get rid of you, but a certain pest that is inhabitting my mind currently wont let me do that. *cough* dark one *cough*

(Dark one) shut up

*baby voice* Shut up! thats what you sound like idiot.

-shadow and stupid dark one

*sigh*

Everyone's on discord and I can't get it, since this is the only popular section, I'm leaving, kind of, I'll still post ever now and then, not like I posted lately. Anyways, there's no point of being here, I still run the cult but, I hope the few here can save the world.

-Planarian

*grabs shadow by the throat, pulling her in*

So, someones trying to sneak into our base, huh?

“Uhh… Thrax, remember we’re trying to NOT chock her!”

Yeah, yeah! But don’t let the others know! It’s MY luck that your voice is only in MY head! If it weren't for your voice only being in my head, then the others would know about this! Thus making me a-

“Would you SHUT up!”

-Thrax

*pulls shadow to mutagel*

Bruh, manticore, your nukes do nothing.

*casts a spell and theri claws goes back to what it was*

-dark one