Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Well what da fu*k was that? This random person spotted me in the red woods, ran up to me… and god damm grabbed my chitin! An archaeopteryx glided down, grabbed them and then landed… ON MY SHOULDER, EATING MY CHITIN, BECOMING MY CREATURE!!! The guy looked surprised at me, I think I saw a bit of rage in his gaze even! But long story short: we stand there, he stupid and slap me, my archaeopteryx scratch slaps that Russian bastard! Then he falls on his knees, before looking up at me… then presiding to cut my arm of, after calling him Russian. Then he says he’s name is hank (g Wimbledon) and that he’s from Nevada… *accelerant song intensifies* he gives me a hand… but with the wrong hand, the right hand… my left arm is gone idiot is what I want to say, but instead I let him realize himself… it takes him awhile, then he looks stressed and puts on a pair of glasses with red seeing through thingis, I don’t know what they’re called! But yeah… he gone! A tribe of barbaric idiots approach behind me… I’m still sitting there in awe that he seriously just cut my arm off… and didn’t even say sorry… what da hell?