-BREAKING NEWS-

LAMPREY NEWS LIES!?

Lamprey news has lied that my news gives fake information, surprisingly it gives tru information, the info isn’t very informative but it is more just to be FUNNY, I WAS ACTUALLY PLANNING TO MAKE IT MORE INFORMATIVE THANK YOU

Many people want me dead

As I have said before, many people want lolbit dead, it’s a shame I can’t die, that would be nice if I could

It’s almost Halloween!

Many people are preparing for Halloween! With everyone’s powers almost at full peak, fun costumes, and crazier role plays. Update your ark now as the ark fear evolved update was release a few days ago! Just watch out for them Dodorex!

News on Lolbits Pizzeria

Lolbits Pizzeria has five stars and would love for you to come and hang out! Try there pizza, drinks, desserts, games, toys, and performances! Lolbits Pizzeria also host birthday parties! It is advised to leave before ten o clock as the area surrounding is extremely dangerous past ten o clock and you could risk accidentally getting locked inside.

Halloween Facts

Did I you know that the candy man was actually based off a true story about a man who poisoned his sons Halloween candy and framed his sons death on the neighbors and people who gave out the candy!

Well that’s all for now folks,

Always remember,

LOLBIT NEWS IS SUPERIOR, I’m a glitch in the system, cant outrun, better watch your step, if not I’ll come...

-Lolbits