How to get DISAPPOINTED:

This is a story of a player who loves ark. One day they saw the new Yi Ling. They tamed it and got tired. The Yi Ling grabbed a sandal from the upper floor and beat his owner. Then the owner decided to throw it in a rock drake pit and it didn't go well. The next day:

Owner: well this off- brand KFC ain't liked

Dev 1: It has scales how we gonna eat it?

Dev 2: Ask Dev 3

Dev 3: Put it under a frying pan duh

Dev 4: *Sigh*

Dev 5: I hate this job...

Dev 6: Quits job

Owner: I think we can add a armoured dog next..

All Devs ( except Dev 6 ) : WHAT IN THE NAME OF.....!?