Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
How it was made…
Dev1: ok so new dlc so new dino (freezes) ok I don’t have any ideas anyone else got an idea ?
Dev2: what about a new Wyvern they would love that
Dev3: good idea but let’s not call it a Wyvern that way on the multi player maps it won’t be a war ground where they spawn
Dev1: yes yes we will call it a voidwyrm and make it like a teky Wyvern yes they will love it
First half of the players: it’s just a TEK WYVERN and it’s not a wyrm it’s not even a new idea you just gave a Wyvern batteries
The other 49 percent of players: CHARGE!!! Five minutes later RUN a enemy player tamed one
The enemy player: run from my space Wyvern
Devs: it’s a voidwyrm!!!
More Voidwyrm Funny Tips
How this beautiful monstrosity came to be:
Scientist 1: We need a new flyer but I have no ideas.
Scientist 2:Let's make it out of tek!
Scientist 1: Ok...
Scientist 2:Let's give it wings!
Scientist 1: Got it.
Scientist 2: Let's make it a passive tame!
Scientist 1: Then is it passive?
Scientist 2:Scratch that, and aggressive passive tame!
Scientist 1: Done.
Scientist 3 walks in)
Scientist 3: What is that?
Scientist 1: It doesnt have a name.
Scientist 3: Let's call it a Voidwyrm!
All scientists: Masterpiece!
Wild card pls. Enough is enough. How many wyverns do we hav now? Fire, lightning, poison, ice, zombie lightning, zombie fire, zombie poison, corrupted, dodo wyvern, tropical, blood, ember, heir wyverns, alpha wyvern, WYVERN QUEEN!!! NOW THE VOIDWYRM!!!!! ITS NOT EVEN A WYRM DARN IT. ITS JUST A TEK WYVERN!!!! That’s 16 wyverns btw. What’s next? A wyvern who can swim under water? I can see it now. The aquatic wyvern.