How to escape a voidwyrm

Step 1. Get a bola

Step 2. Get a friend

Step 3. Get a club

Step 4. Find one of these

Step 5. Bola your tri mate knock him unconscious and run for your life.

HOORAY!!! Gen 2 gives us FOUR MORE AGGRESSIVE PASSIVE TAMES (Voidwyrm, Astrodelphis, Noglin, Shadowmane) THANKS SO MUCH WILDCARD.

*Shadowmane eating noises*

How this beautiful monstrosity came to be:

Scientist 1: We need a new flyer but I have no ideas.

Scientist 2:Let's make it out of tek!

Scientist 1: Ok...

Scientist 2:Let's give it wings!

Scientist 1: Got it.

Scientist 2: Let's make it a passive tame!

Scientist 1: Then is it passive?

Scientist 2:Scratch that, and aggressive passive tame!

Scientist 1: Done.

Scientist 3 walks in)

Scientist 3: What is that?

Scientist 1: It doesnt have a name.

Scientist 3: Let's call it a Voidwyrm!

All scientists: Masterpiece!

Wild card pls. Enough is enough. How many wyverns do we hav now? Fire, lightning, poison, ice, zombie lightning, zombie fire, zombie poison, corrupted, dodo wyvern, tropical, blood, ember, heir wyverns, alpha wyvern, WYVERN QUEEN!!! NOW THE VOIDWYRM!!!!! ITS NOT EVEN A WYRM DARN IT. ITS JUST A TEK WYVERN!!!! That’s 16 wyverns btw. What’s next? A wyvern who can swim under water? I can see it now. The aquatic wyvern.

So, when I tamed one I learned that they can breathe for as long as they have stamina (unlike normal wyverns), so if you put all points into stam it could breathe for God knows how long.

I'm here to talk to you about your wyvern's extended warranty

Us: yo the lost island map gonna be lit with the new dinos that are being added

The Devs/ Wildcard: we’ll make sure to make the armargasuar to be a passive tame that is aggressive towards players.

Me: you have successfully refunded, ARK: Survival Evolved

How it was made…

Dev1: ok so new dlc so new dino (freezes) ok I don’t have any ideas anyone else got an idea ?

Dev2: what about a new Wyvern they would love that

Dev3: good idea but let’s not call it a Wyvern that way on the multi player maps it won’t be a war ground where they spawn

Dev1: yes yes we will call it a voidwyrm and make it like a teky Wyvern yes they will love it

First half of the players: it’s just a TEK WYVERN and it’s not a wyrm it’s not even a new idea you just gave a Wyvern batteries

The other 49 percent of players: CHARGE!!! Five minutes later RUN a enemy player tamed one

The enemy player: run from my space Wyvern

Devs: it’s a voidwyrm!!!

If they bring one more wyvern I SWEAR I’ll… make them add us some Wings of fire or something! Smaug! Draco! Someone we can appreciate!

CLAY!

Wat da heck happened to toothless!?!