Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Vědec1: co vymyslet nové zvíře
Vědec 2: ale jaké? Už jsme joch vymysleli dost
Vědec 1: co třeba kovovou wyvernu?
Vědec 2: ale to lodem nebude připadat jako jiné zvíře
Vědec1 :tak ho nějak jinak pojmenuj
Vědec 2: nějaký lepší nápad?
Vědec 3:nope
Vědec 2: a jak se teda bude jmenovat?
Vedec1: ehhh...voidwyrm
Vědec 2: to jak tě napadlo?
Vedec1 : no... Ehh... No...
Vědec 2: chápu
More Voidwyrm Funny Tips
How this beautiful monstrosity came to be:
Scientist 1: We need a new flyer but I have no ideas.
Scientist 2:Let's make it out of tek!
Scientist 1: Ok...
Scientist 2:Let's give it wings!
Scientist 1: Got it.
Scientist 2: Let's make it a passive tame!
Scientist 1: Then is it passive?
Scientist 2:Scratch that, and aggressive passive tame!
Scientist 1: Done.
Scientist 3 walks in)
Scientist 3: What is that?
Scientist 1: It doesnt have a name.
Scientist 3: Let's call it a Voidwyrm!
All scientists: Masterpiece!
Wild card pls. Enough is enough. How many wyverns do we hav now? Fire, lightning, poison, ice, zombie lightning, zombie fire, zombie poison, corrupted, dodo wyvern, tropical, blood, ember, heir wyverns, alpha wyvern, WYVERN QUEEN!!! NOW THE VOIDWYRM!!!!! ITS NOT EVEN A WYRM DARN IT. ITS JUST A TEK WYVERN!!!! That’s 16 wyverns btw. What’s next? A wyvern who can swim under water? I can see it now. The aquatic wyvern.