This guy keeps cyber bullying my space Dolphin

How to escape a voidwyrm

Step 1. Get a bola

Step 2. Get a friend

Step 3. Get a club

Step 4. Find one of these

Step 5. Bola your tri mate knock him unconscious and run for your life.

HOORAY!!! Gen 2 gives us FOUR MORE AGGRESSIVE PASSIVE TAMES (Voidwyrm, Astrodelphis, Noglin, Shadowmane) THANKS SO MUCH WILDCARD.

*Shadowmane eating noises*

How this beautiful monstrosity came to be:

Scientist 1: We need a new flyer but I have no ideas.

Scientist 2:Let's make it out of tek!

Scientist 1: Ok...

Scientist 2:Let's give it wings!

Scientist 1: Got it.

Scientist 2: Let's make it a passive tame!

Scientist 1: Then is it passive?

Scientist 2:Scratch that, and aggressive passive tame!

Scientist 1: Done.

Scientist 3 walks in)

Scientist 3: What is that?

Scientist 1: It doesnt have a name.

Scientist 3: Let's call it a Voidwyrm!

All scientists: Masterpiece!

Wild card pls. Enough is enough. How many wyverns do we hav now? Fire, lightning, poison, ice, zombie lightning, zombie fire, zombie poison, corrupted, dodo wyvern, tropical, blood, ember, heir wyverns, alpha wyvern, WYVERN QUEEN!!! NOW THE VOIDWYRM!!!!! ITS NOT EVEN A WYRM DARN IT. ITS JUST A TEK WYVERN!!!! That’s 16 wyverns btw. What’s next? A wyvern who can swim under water? I can see it now. The aquatic wyvern.

At first I misread it for “ Avoid worm”

I'm here to talk to you about your wyvern's extended warranty

Imagine actually being in ASE in 2000s couldn’t be me

Us: yo the lost island map gonna be lit with the new dinos that are being added

The Devs/ Wildcard: we’ll make sure to make the armargasuar to be a passive tame that is aggressive towards players.

Me: you have successfully refunded, ARK: Survival Evolved

Me: ( walks up to wyvern)

Me: hey, any wyvern in there? ( knocks)

Voidwyrm: Nø, öńLY ŤEķ ShÄłl Řuľe țHĨŠ BǑďÿ

Me: are u sure there’s no one in there? I swear I hear something…

Voidwyrm: ÑÒ ØŅÈŚ ĨÑŠÏÐÊ MĘ!! ŅÖŴ ĠŐ ĄŴÅŶ!!

Me: hmmm… no, I definitely hear breathing…

Voidwyrm: FÎÑÊ!!! ( opens mechanical chest )

Me: ah! Richard! That’s where uv been!

Richard: ugh it was so stinky and dark in there

Voidwyrm: MŴÀĦÃĦAÂĦA Ů FËŁĽ FØŘ ĪȚ

me and Richard: WHAT?!

Voidwyrm: ( eats both me and Richard)

Voidwyrm: MMMMM…. ĎẼĻİÇĨØŨŠÈ VÎČŤĨMŞ…