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This is umbra.

Ok, leave. That’s all I had to say.

Still here?

Go.

Shoo.

Blasfemy.

As Ron says, “ BLOODY ****”

ugh. Go.

This is a waste of time.

Why are u still here?

Here still?

Ok.

If

You

Have

Made

It

This

Far

That

Means

I

Get

To

Tell

You

Somthing

That

Will

Change

Your

Life.

Here

It

Is…

67

Up in

Heaven

Well,

Technically

We

Are

Scrolling

Down…

To

****

Uh

Sorry

So…

( elevator music)🎵

( Akward silence)

( still quiet, )

( breathing noises)

( dings)

Well…

This is my stop.

You should go now.

Wait, no!

Stop following me.

I need to get to work

My job, u ask?

Well,

It’s a nice one,

I play Roblox ASMR games

And yeah.

Thats not a real job

I was pulling ur leg.

Or tail?

Haha.

Ok, leave me alone now,

Please?

Ok.

Go.

Away

Now

Or

Else

I

Will…

Enchant

A

Strawberry to..

Turn you into mini Darkstalker.

Without powers.

( evil laughing) MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

GO

please?🙏

Ah.

I see.

Here.

A digital cookie

🍪

There.

Now

Go.

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