Ark The Movie: Paleo Rex: I will defeat you spino! Spinosarus: no you won’t! *kills paleo rex* paleo Rex son: no! Father! Why would you do this grandfather spinosarus: I was jealous Rexy: *strikes the spinosarus down* don’t worry little one I will help you *20 years later* part 2 coming soon!

If you touch it while you have bug repellent it won't agro you

Another paid tame.

Ok. I was thinking of adding a new animal to ARK.

Sure.

Make it have three heads and a dog body

Uhm…. Ok?

Then make one head spit poison in peoples faces like a dilo

Mhm.

Then the other two heads breath wyvern fire and electricity.

Okey dokey

Then make it as big as a Rex

Are you sure this isn’t too intense- -

Don’t interrupt. Then make it’s health as much as a giga

But- -

I SAID SHUSH. Then give it lots of stamina and agility,

Well about that - -

SHUT. UP. And then it will have three brains, so even if two are chopped off it still lives. And make it really smart.

Is that it?

No. Then make it super OP armor and attack on target.

— plastic bag

Imagine killing a boss with a army of these 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I tamed one with blue skin and red eyes, I named it Blue Cheezit bc it was aura. One of my tribemates wanted one too so I found the exact same one-same level, same colors, and named it Blue-ish Cheezit.

This is a goated creature. Spinos are way better than t rexes, as they can go underwater too, and their patterns can look way cooler. They are easier to tame, I got a level 95 with 40-90 tranq arrows and with their upgrade stats they can murder any creature in the area as long as it’s on the ground super easy. 10/10 creature.

I want one, I like kitties. (Hasn’t been that low in the redwoods to see how annoying they are)

He eats when he’s missing around 1400-1500 hunger

they are not carnivores they're piscivores. dodo dex please change this!

This guy looks so cool and it could be so cool if you can get it to stand at your base like a guard

Bro it's egg is not entering the egg ubaiter why just why 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

WEAKNESS ALERT stone… I HATE THIS IT CANT BREAK STONE

Get nutshell shuv in mouth best friends

Pooooooooo.

Poo.