Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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23 days until it releases... I'm gonna LOVE Using This on Genesis!
-DinoLover360
Ok. I was thinking of adding a new animal to ARK.
Sure.
Make it have three heads and a dog body
Uhm…. Ok?
Then make one head spit poison in peoples faces like a dilo
Mhm.
Then the other two heads breath wyvern fire and electricity.
Okey dokey
Then make it as big as a Rex
Are you sure this isn’t too intense- -
Don’t interrupt. Then make it’s health as much as a giga
But- -
I SAID SHUSH. Then give it lots of stamina and agility,
Well about that - -
SHUT. UP. And then it will have three brains, so even if two are chopped off it still lives. And make it really smart.
Is that it?
No. Then make it super OP armor and attack on target.
— plastic bag
Fluffy death
Ark The Movie: Paleo Rex: I will defeat you spino! Spinosarus: no you won’t! *kills paleo rex* paleo Rex son: no! Father! Why would you do this grandfather spinosarus: I was jealous Rexy: *strikes the spinosarus down* don’t worry little one I will help you *20 years later* part 2 coming soon!
If you touch it while you have bug repellent it won't agro you
Another paid tame.
This is a goated creature. Spinos are way better than t rexes, as they can go underwater too, and their patterns can look way cooler. They are easier to tame, I got a level 95 with 40-90 tranq arrows and with their upgrade stats they can murder any creature in the area as long as it’s on the ground super easy. 10/10 creature.
I want one, I like kitties. (Hasn’t been that low in the redwoods to see how annoying they are)
He eats when he’s missing around 1400-1500 hunger
they are not carnivores they're piscivores. dodo dex please change this!
I dare you to raise one!! They are savage if you got two high lvl parents (about lvl 140ish) and you get imprinting on it. The thing will become an adult with about 230% melee and basically one chomp any bronto!!! But on the down side you loose your job and your girlfriend
This guy looks so cool and it could be so cool if you can get it to stand at your base like a guard
Bro it's egg is not entering the egg ubaiter why just why 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Get nutshell shuv in mouth best friends
Pooooooooo.
Poo.
Tactical Pigeon