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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
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Don't attack anything if there's a wild scout nearby, they will mark you hostile and you will be swarmed by every enforcer that sees you. Once tamed you can mark wild creatures hostile and enforcers will attack. Scouts run on element dust and if auto repair is on, meks can automatically be healed by Scouts.
These people here saying “how to make a trap”… my trap is a rock.,. These mfs are extremely good to gather fish meat
Martin (the Gieco Gecko's actual name)
Rockwell: YOU HAVE MADE A FATAL ERROR IN JUDGEMENT, SURVIVOR!!!!!!
Me: dude, I've killed you 100 times with my rock drake Zephyr,
Zephyr: 'Ello Gentlemen!
Rockwell: Oh, good timing Zephyr, I've been wanting to meet you with a good ol' friend of mine!
Zephyr: Really? YAY!!! Can he come to my tea party?
Rockwell: Sure, let me get him. HEY CHARLIE!!!
Charlie: Hi guys!
Me: what are u?
Charlie: I'm a Noglin!
Zephyr: HI CHARLIE!!!! can u come to my tea party?
Charlie: Sure!, on 1 condition..... YOUR SURVIVOR'S LIFE!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Me: wait wha-
Charlie: *eats my brain and then kills me*
Rockwell: well... That was unexpected.
Charlie: ur next rockwell...
Charlie: but first, I have to go to a tea party.
Charlie: later, buttface.
Zephyr: *is traumatized of what happened to his childhood friend*
Both genders can go invisible, they have a super jump, long distance teleport jump, bite attack, and a zigzag lighting dash attack. Females can make nearby allies go invisible, and they are part fish so they don't have an oxygen bar. You can only tame them while they are sleeping. You need ghilie, dead fish, and dumb luck. Feed them, move back slowly without taking your eyes off it. They only spawn in Rockwell zone on Gen 2. Hope this helps!
One time I was going into the jungle with my gigantopithecus called sully then we encountered a rex sully throwed me off his shoulders and then sully was fighting the rex then I left him behind I didn't see a message saying sully died to the rex then I never found him again
These guys are super show but I think Wild card did that on purpose so you would have to use the teleportation move. They aren't made for combat but they have a bite and tail swipe attack, both do little damage. These whales also move faster after a teleportation is done. Hope this helps!
Gasbags have a problem when "flying". The gas that leaves the gasbag eventually starts going straight up and ignores any horizontal movement. To avoid dying by this let go of the flying button and let it glide downwards. If it keeps going up, then parachute down or (I'm not sure if it's possible) cryopod it as you parachute down... it probably won't work but if it falls it shouldn't take much damage. Hope this helps!
If you use a tanky water creature, you can place it next to a vacuum chamber and shoot shocking darts from inside
Greeny(if it's green)
Ceaser!
I had to search multiple times for the controls of this thing on console and I finaly found it. X to jump, foward, left, or right while junping to move shortly. R2 while in air for massive boost. Hold L2 for Ice beam, if you jump and use ice beam on the ground you hover but move backwards. On the ground, R2 is melee attack. L3 is sprint. Hope this helps!