Hey random beings, it's Your demon hybrid EJ (The one who did the A Dire Challenge "dire Wolf story") so...

I've decided to Make a basilisk story so here goes nothing... OH and one of them speaks backwards so good luck

The Finding

Chapter 1

The sound of wind blew through the brush making small rustling noises. One huge basilisk watched and waited for the right moment. Two human beings, oblivious to their surroundings, walked right up to his tail. "Whoa look at this Medic! What kind of plant is this...?" He poked it as the one named medic walked up. He circled it a few times and backed away. " yerffeJ...staht ton a tnalp." Jeffrey shook his head, "looks like it-" before he could finish the plant disappeared into the ground and vanished. Jeffrey stepped back while watching Medic shake good head in disappointment. The creature unmerged from underground and hissed loudly. "Holy shi-" Jeffrey ran back, passing Medic. For the first time he saw fear in his best friends eyes. That's all he really saw through the mask he wore. They both ran as fast as possible back to their base. The giant snake still chased them through the ground until the two jumped into a river. The snake stopped, watched them and soon spat a green ball of poison. "WATCH OUT!" Jeffrey called out and pulled his friend under the water.

He saw the water turn red around them and knew one thing... Medic got hit

The blood mixed with the sunlight and water which amazed Jeffery. He snapped out of his thoughts and soon brought Medic up to the surface. Jeffrey looked around and saw the snake had left. He swam with Medic to the shore and dragged him out. Searching him he found Medics arm was badly wounded and needed attention soon. Sighing, he picked up his friend bridal style and started to walk for their base. Passing a Spino or two they both got to the large tech gates. The hum always calmed Jeffery knowing he was home his nerves calmed themselves down. He approach the large gates and set Medic down gently. He typed in the password and the gates opened loudly. Jeffrey soon picked up Medic and approached the entrance. The roar of a Red reaper thumped towards them, it's pace picking up as it ran. Jeffrey's face lit up.... "Hey Soul Eater!..."

(Siege weapons firing)

ITS BEEN WEEKS, BUT I DON’T CARE, I GOT THE PATIENCE TO SIT HERE AND WAIT FOR THIS DOME TO BE DESTROYED. Actually, aim for the bottom part of the island because we aren’t doing damage to the dome!

(Huge piece of the island falls off)

THERE WE GO! Continue with this, I’m no longer lamprey… I’m now Wamprey-

(Proceeds to be taken to the constant)

My name starts with a W, now I’m in funny don’t starve together place that is actively trying to kill you.

-Lamprey

“Mass Effect: Andromeda is the best game on the face of this earth”

Is this a challenge?!? Hollow knight will always be the best…

In all seriousness though, Mass Effect: Andromeda is probably good, but there’s nothing like that first hollow knight play through. I listened to the void menu theme before writing this, and I can’t get it out my head, which is probably a good thing.

-Lamprey

I was flying my argy and saw a strange brown very small pile of something then all the sudden this thing pops up from the ground and it scares the skin of me but I did kill it

Can’t wait for dec 14! Anyone else?

What can they grab....I need a few more words so how is ur day going.... Ok that enough

I dare you to raise one!! They are savage if you got two high lvl parents (about lvl 140ish) and you get imprinting on it. The thing will become an adult with about 230% melee and basically one chomp any bronto!!! But on the down side you loose your job and your girlfriend

Forcetame easy pezt lemon squeezer

Forcetame easy pezt lemon squeezer