Me: Nani

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Me: Nani

Tita: we want to squish bass

Me: oh f

Tita: poops all over my base


Tita: poop face

Me: get ascendant rocket launcher from vault

Tita: meep

My bass: oooooooo my god

Tita: squished my base

Me and tribe members: attack!

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